its-hp-bitch:

James: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Sirius: I wanna be a muggle billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give him a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to him three times a day.

James: And you, Moony?

Remus: I wanna be Padfoot’s bitch.

alessiajontrunfio:

ooooh thank you so so so so much!!♥ ♥ ♥ You know, I had already thought about doing it as soon as I posted sirius, so here it is !!!!! 🙂

alessiajontrunfio:

ooooOoh Thank youuuu!!! Well, you know, doing this was unexpectedly fun! 🙂

studyblr:

me: i’m so motivated. i’m gonna do this. i will achieve everything

me, a second later: you know my bed is actually just…. better

thank you :’) that’s what im doing right now

i just had such a long day and i’m kinda sick of everything

so far today, i have :

– had a mental breakdown in front of someone who didnt really know about my depression and had to handle me panicking

– had to spend 2 hours in a class i hate which makes me panic, away from my friends

– missed a very much needed therapy apointment

– handed a terrible assignement which i think isnt worth more than a 0???

aaaaand now there is thunder outside. help

nachodiablo:

captofthesswolfstar:

ao3feed-thorki:

bettsfic:

smarsupial:

dorkilybeautiful:

k-vichan:

mittensmorgul:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

whitmerule:

soupernabturel:

majesticduxk:

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms? 

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

I looked at myself in the mirror, carefully mapping out every detail of my face, especially my eyes. They are cerulean orbs made of pure ocean water that can be seen a 1000 yards away. Is that disturbing? Yes. Yes it is.

My breath just hitched and I felt shame wash over me. I know I’m guilty of all of these. 😂

I feel personally attacked by these, I’m so worked up that my pupils are blown.

reading all of this exausted me, i had to yawn and strech, shirt lifting up slowly to reveal my well defined stomach muscles