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James: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Sirius: I wanna be a muggle billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give him a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to him three times a day.

James: And you, Moony?

Remus: I wanna be Padfoot’s bitch.