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neveradulltmoment:

jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:

i get that’s it’s more interesting to write mature, complex characters but just for one i would love to read a “young years” marauders fic where the marauders actually act like 11y/o kids. wheres my james making a whole deal out of sirius stealing his mechanical pencil. why is no one being told by their mum that bullies will make of them if they dont carry their bag in a special way. wheres my shy remus being counvinced by other stupid first years that voldemort is building a robot army. 11y/o are so amazing and we deserve to see more of them

You know, you would like Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight. They write first and second years very realistically and with depth, but not maturity. It’s a lot more of an epic than you were imagining here, but I think you’d enjoy it.

thanks, i’ll look it up 🙂

siriuslupinx:

James: Remus, I know you hate Halloween, but stick with me, and I promise you, you will love it

Remus: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed?

Sirius: “Kind, sober and fully dressed.” Good news, everyone. We found the name of Moony’s sex tape!

abunchofmaraudersfluff:

Remus: Listen, I don’t need the Peter who once had a panic attack during Rock-Paper-Scissors because there were, and I quote, “just too many variables.” I need the Peter who stormed in here and told me to ask out Sirius no matter the consequences.

Peter: Oh, boy, now I’m nervous about that decision.

Remus: Retroactively? I mean, how do you even…?

Peter: I don’t know.

i get that’s it’s more interesting to write mature, complex characters but just for one i would love to read a “young years” marauders fic where the marauders actually act like 11y/o kids. wheres my james making a whole deal out of sirius stealing his mechanical pencil. why is no one being told by their mum that bullies will make of them if they dont carry their bag in a special way. wheres my shy remus being counvinced by other stupid first years that voldemort is building a robot army. 11y/o are so amazing and we deserve to see more of them

doodlekins:

Sirius: *shoving food in his mouth* this is the best thing I’ve ever eaten.

Remus: I find that insulting.

Sirius: *chokes* holy shit

wolfstarwarehouse:

Remus: Why do I care? If Dad decides he hates me because I’m a werewolf, he’s not worth the pain, right?

Sirius: Don’t look at me. My father is practically a Death Eater. And I’m still worried about what he thinks. It’s what we’re programmed to do. Your dad always seemed pretty great by comparison.

Remus: Sure, he likes you. You’re not a werewolf and have low expectations of father figures.

Sirius: I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone. ‘He Was Not a Werewolf and Had Low Expectations.’

derinthemadscientist:

strictlybecca:

rachellephant:

rebeccacrane:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*

Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*

Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*

Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”

Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”

#you gotta draw the line somewhere #you gotta draw the fucking line in the sand dude #you gotta make a statement #you gotta look inside yourself and say #what am i willing to put up with today #not fucking this    

anyways hermione is a cutthroat bitch and her demonizing divination is due to the fact that she literally #cannot with emotional forms of magic. quidditch? which requires an emotional partnership of trust with the broom? nope. divination? which requires an emotional openness and willingness to forego logical conclusion at the whims of fate? are u fuckin kidding me. patronuses? which require not just technical skill but also a deep connection with your own emotional core? uhhhhh we’ll just let harry handle that one.

movie!hermione, w/ her advanced emotional intelligence and absolute willingness to meet each and every emotional need the boys have, should have of course been good at emotional magics like divination. shes fucking superwoman. but book!hermione? who destroyed a girls face without mercy because she ratted out the DA? who erased her parents memories so she could fight in a war? who solved dumbledores’ mysteries using ancient runes, an art that is practically the math of magic? book!hermione will destroy you and she will do it armed with the cold hard facts and the cold hard facts alone. book!hermione doesn’t give a shit. instead of getting a regular pet, book!hermione was drawn to a magical cat who is self-serving and intellectual and helped her gather clues rather than serving as an emotional companion. i mean fck.

full offense but hermione is so hardcore and logic-driven and she literally could give a SHIT about ur feelings

@lisapanda

In book 1 when their major plot puzzle is character establishing to set us up for the series, Hermione straight-up explains to Harry that she kicks butt because she has logic (which is apparently rare for wizards) and Harry kicks butt because he has emotional understanding and heart. (Ron is unconscious for this conversation and doesn’t get a speech, but presumably he kicks butt for being the only one of them with an ounce of common fucking sense.)

also remember when lavander was SOBBING bc her pet just died and hermione yelled at her for believing in divination? yeah, she sucks at feelings