The Marauders as Social Networks

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James is Facebook. the original one that everyone know and have. thinks is the coolest, is not. still some cool shit happening though, once in a while. have a cool side and a nerd side, bad jokes, some really stupid ones.

Remus is Twitter. witty short answers, and then really long inspiring rants. not as popular but everyone loves it once they try. both great clever observations and opinions and “wher the fuk is my cofee too early fr this shit”

Sirius is Instagram. pretty cool and popular. a lot of selfies. also black and white pictures with deep quotes that represent the tortured soul of the artist. and obviously “LOOK AT THIS STIM IT IS BRIGHTLY COLOURED AND IT MOOVES OMG”

Peter is Pinterest. underestimated and unpopular but you realize once in a while that a lot of good shit comes from here. always ready to help, sometimes clingy ( “we made a SPECIAL BUTTON that appear on every picture you will ever view isn’t that amazing” )

Regulus is Myspace. emo and dead.

[…] he presses their lips together in a long, slow kiss. Then another, and another, and then Remus kisses Sirius’ chin, and Sirius repays him by kissing Remus very gently on the nose, and Remus rolls his eyes in that trademark way of his, and for a moment it feels so like they’re an actual couple that Sirius almost believes they are, and he’s surprised by how good that makes him feel. Because handjobs are fantastic and blowjobs are even better, but somehow being allowed to kiss Remus Lupin on his gorgeous, perfectly-formed nose outweighs them both. And that thought feels a lot less weird than it probably should.

Sirius only let his eyes fall shut in slumber, when he realised that the flutter of Remus’s eyelashes against the nape of his neck meant that the other man was staying true to his word and keeping awake just for Sirius. To protect him and be there for him.

Remus Lupin’s Guide to Successful Courting

Angst/fluff Prompt List

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Please don’t repost (stealing isn’t cool, but reblog if you wish) ❤ ❤

  1. “I love you, please don’t go.”
  2. “Stay here tonight.”
  3. “Please don’t walk out of that door.”
  4. “I thought things were going great.”
  5. “Don’t you love me?”
  6. “You make every day worth living.”
  7. “I’ll keep you warm.”
  8. “I’m never letting you go.”
  9. “You meant too much to me.”
  10. “I won’t let you.”
  11. “How could you ask me that?”
  12. “Don’t you trust me?”
  13. “I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.”
  14. “You look amazing tonight.”
  15. “Shouldn’t you be with him/her?”
  16. “I’ve got you.”
  17. “I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”
  18. “It’s late.  Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
  19. “How are you feeling today?”
  20. “You look amazing tonight.”
  21. “We’ll figure this out.”
  22. “This isn’t goodbye.”
  23. “What’s cookin’ good lookin’?”
  24. “Wanna go grab a drink?”
  25. “What the hell were you thinking?!”
  26. “Here, let me help you.”
  27. “Kiss me.”
  28. “I care about you.”
  29. “You could have warned me!”
  30. “That was unexpected.”
  31. “You haven’t lost me.”
  32. “Why are you doing this?”
  33. “Don’t cry.”
  34. “Please don’t do this.”
  35. “You make me feel safe.”
  36. “You’ve shown me what love can feel like.”
  37. “Thank you, for everything.”
  38. “All I wanted was for you to be happy.”
  39. “I can’t do this on my own.”
  40. “I wasn’t lying when I said that I loved you.”
  41. “Don’t be afraid.”
  42. “You’re always on my mind.”
  43. “You have no idea how much I want you right now.”
  44. “You’ve always felt like home.”
  45. “I can’t imagine this world without you.”
  46. “Dance with me.”
  47. “Trust me.”
  48. “Why are you crying?”
  49. “Who hurt you?”
  50. “Nothing is wrong with you.”
  51. “You make me feel alive.”
  52. “I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”
  53. “Who cares about what they think?”
  54. “Let’s go.”
  55. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  56. “Tell me what’s wrong.”
  57. “You’ve always got me.”
  58. “I’ve waited for this moment for a long time.”
  59. “Is this okay?”
  60. “You look like you could use a hug.”
  61. “Did you need something?”
  62. “Do you have a ride home?”
  63. “I am home.”
  64. “What happened back there?”
  65. “That’s not gonna happen.”
  66. “Why me?”
  67. “I’m right where I belong.”
  68. “Fine.”
  69. “What do you want me to say?”
  70. “After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?”
  71. “You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”
  72. “You need sleep.”
  73. “Excuse me?”
  74. “What are you doing?”
  75. “What did you expect?”
  76. “You’re not alone.”
  77. “We’re meant for each other.”
  78. “You’re worth it.”
  79. “I don’t care what anyone else thinks.”
  80. “I’ve always been honest with you.”
  81. “It’s cold, you should take my jacket.”
  82. “Just breathe, okay?”
  83. “When I’m with you, I’m happy.”
  84. “Going somewhere?”
  85. “Don’t lie to me.”
  86. “Don’t be scared, I’m right here.”
  87. “You’re so adorable.”
  88. “I’m better, now that you’re here.”
  89. “I could never forget you.”
  90. “Forget it.”
  91. “That’s in the past.”
  92. “You make me happy.”
  93. “You’re more than that.”
  94. “I won’t lose you too.”
  95. “Come cuddle.”
  96. “Can’t you stay a little longer?”
  97. “It’s not that easy.”
  98. “I’ve had enough.”
  99. “I fell in love with you, not them.”
  100. “You’re the only one I wanna wake up next to.”

hey guys, feel free to send me some of these ! ( wolfstar only )

i wont answer them until an hour or so, probably, and might not do all the ones i get… bc i’m me. but let’s try this anyway !

tag game !

i was tagged by the sweet @rose-grangerweasleyisbae to post ten facts about myself !

1- i own three funko pops : the tenth doctor, john barrowman and wonder woman. i also just ordered the remus lupin one !

2- i am in my last year of high school and next year will go to college ( or uni ? i cannot understand the american scholar system ), probably to study english

3- dave gorman is my favorite stand up comedian, he’s the funniest man in the world

4- i love notebooks, but most of the time i dont use them. i just like to collect pretty ones

5- i plan to celebrate christmas with my friends at a sushi shop

6- the first time i took a sorting quiz, i was 10 and got hufflepuff. since then i mostly get ravenclaw and hufflepuff. i was only sorted once in slytherin

7- my mum and i once ran away from a family lunch. i can joke about it now, but i took it pretty hard at the time

8- i am not good at completing tasks. like any task. i will never finish any in my life and that’s why i was honestly surprised to have finished the only option

9- i own a shark plushie named hector and am cuddling him right now. i got it at an aquarium where you could pet little sharks ( in safe conditions where they were very well treated dw )

10- of all the books i had to read for school, of mice and men was my favorite. it was heartbreaking and i cried so much

here you go ! ten facts about my amazing self

i tag @trademarkedpinetrees @tsundokued @slytheroutofmybed @maraudertexts @jilylicious @myhamsterisademon @nachodiablo and any of my followers who feels like doing it !

Tag game!

rose-grangerweasleyisbae:

I was tagged by the amazing @sweetlialia (your 10 facts were so sweet, made my day honestly) @synonym-for-life  @sailorslash  and @mea-momento 

When you get this please post 10 facts about yourself then pass it along 10 followers.

  1. I have been telling myself for ages that I suck at physics, and I’m starting to realise that that’s not actually true. I am fine as long as I do my homework. The only reason I thought I sucked was because I am a girl, so I was supposed to suck, right?
  2. I am very affectionate. Last night I was at a party and I spent the entire thing in my best friend’s lap hugging her. It was great
  3. I am 18 but I have never consumed any alcohol. Not really planning to either
  4. I don’t wear any make up. Never have. I don’t even own lipstick. Pretty sure an average man knows more about make up than I do. 
  5. In primary school (age 4 to 12) I had no friends whatsoever, and shit man, that is the worst feeling in the world.
  6. I have too many youtube subscriptions. I think on average I get 40+ notifications a day, mostly science news and obscure indie stuff
  7. I am currently doing this tag game instead of making my latin. I fucking hate latin, and to this day regret that I didn’t choose ancient greek
  8. If everything goes to plan I’ll be done with high school exams in 193 days and +/- 3 hours
  9. I love my friends so much it sometimes just phisically hurts to think about it. 
  10. I play the accordion, and I can play “the battle of hogwarts” and “the potter waltz” on it

I am tagging @potter-art (it’s fine if you,like, do this on your wip blog if you don’t want to clutter up your main, but you seem like a very nice and interesting person so I’d love to see your response!) @honestlywhythough (bc I still don’t know enough about you obv) @jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships @princess-ikol (I know you won’t do it, but I’m still tagging you bc fuck the system and all that) @nachodiablo (thank you for still following me btw despite the fact that I almost only post Drarry whoops) @secretlycrazyhummingbird @fuzz-tries (how are you doing? We haven’t talked in ages) @assassinsdragons (hope you’re doing better hun<3) and I think that’s quite enough for now. And ofc you don’t have to do this!

i admire your dedication to counting days to the end of exam lol

i think i’m actually going to do this one ! fuck the system indeed

( also, for information, the reason i dont do most tag games is bc they require questions to be copied and paste and since i’m on mobile i cant do that… and i’m too lazy to get my computer )

Technology in Hogwarts

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  • each house has its own wifi that was magically expended to cover the entire castle
  • there’s that ravenclaw muggleborn who knows everything about computers and can fix yours in five minutes ( she accepts sweets as a payment )
  • group chat for different classes and houses
  • a social network for students only where you can share everything you do
  • special wizarding websites about spells and potions, but also magical cooking or just to post your beautiful moving pictures
  • a muggleborn boy seeing all these pictures and commentating “gifs. you basically invented magical gifs.”
  • the staf having troubles finding ways to introduce ekleticety – or whatever it’s called – in the castle so a group of students work together on a battery charging spell
  • about spotify
  • the ravenclaws are the one who use it the most. they put calming music or ASMR on when they work or read, listen to their favorite songs when they’re bored or looking for inspiration, making playlists about their favorite fictional characters… but also when ravenclaw girls are together alone in their dorm they WILL put on their favorite music and dance for hours ( hum hum, @tarranzeiguane and @unchatsurlestoits )
  • the gryffindors are obviously throwing the best dance parties ever and everyone knows it. they also love a good all karaoke
  • the slytherins love their headphones to isolate themselves when they are plotting against the world or to calm their nerves when they are feeling bad. also they will fight you on their musical tastes because everyone knows that the beatles were better than the stones kevin get over it
  • the hufflepuffs love shared playlists for all occasions. to this day, the house spirit playlist has 236 songs. there is also a special one where every puff, as they leave hogwarts, leave their one favorite song. wonderwall by oasis was added 53 times.
  • THE WIZARDING YOUTUBE
  • DIY magical haircare, wizardrock covers, cute nifflers videos, you name it
  • and obviously movies and tv shows
  • the gryffindors discovering Brooklyn Nine Nine and loosing their shit
  • a slytherin seeing a tarantino and working on the first wizarding movie
  • typing homeworks and getting annoyed because how can the autocorrect not knows the word “theastral” ?
  • making friends in wizarding schools all over the world
  • basically a mixture of extreme confusion and a lot of fun
  • because just
  • wizarding technology

( feel free to add more )