look at this stuff
isn’t it neat?
wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?
wouldn’t you think i’m the guy
the guy who has everythinglook at this trove
treasures untold!
how much muggle crap can one burrow hold
looking around here you’d think
sure, he’s got everything!i’ve got lightbulbs and fuses aplenty
i’ve got plugs and rubber ducks galore
you want batteries? i got twenty!
but who cares
no big deal
i want morei want to shop where the muggles are
i wanna see, wanna see em driving
going around in those – what do you call ‘em?
oh. cars!
flying your broom you don’t get too far
wheels are required for off-road driving
parking up beside the – what’s that word again?
bars!where there’s that stuff
i could have fun
talking on phones while my fridge runs!
all of them free
just free to be
in their muggle world
if you say you didnt sing you are lying
Fuck JKR 