i keep seeing posts shipping different female hogwarts teachers and they all sound super cool so i cant decide which i prefer, so two options :

they have a cool polyamory thing going on

or they all keep getting together and break up like some teen drama :

“so sprout breaks up with me and you two get together a week afterward ? come on that’s breaking a rule”

“yeah like you didnt get with mcgonagall after i dated her”

“minnie is off limits! everyone got with her at some point !”