midnightokieriete:

hookedonafeeeling:

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

ok but have you HAD THESE.

listen
me and my friends bought em one time because we thought it would be funny

IT WAS NOT FUNNY.
the carpet flavored one basically ruined my life. I can still taste it. And there was a “mystery” one and..
It was a burp. Like a nacho burp. It was the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth and that’s saying something. Jelly belly is the devil
this concludes my Ted talk.

We need to talk about the black one, that was skunk spray flavor

I ONCE ACTUALLY GOT ON WHICH TASTED LIKE VOMIT THE AFTERTASTE REMAINED FOR HOURS