jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:

okay but the marauders story told by lemony snicket.

“now if you had any hope of sirius black taking his dear godson home to take care of him with his werewolf husband, i am afraid you are about to be very disapointed.”

actually i would love to write a fic about that but i a) have already so much to write and b) have only read his work in french so i wouldnt feel up to the task