me : luna remus, you were named after two incredible characters who were themselves despite the critics and bullying, and stayed strong even during wars and tragedies. none of them was a slytherin, but they are still cool. i mean, they had regulus black. oooh, the feels. but the best house is ravenclaw anyway.
future child : …
future child : i’m entering middle school mum, stop embarrassing me in front of my friends.