Peter: Here Remus,we can learn how to get girls together! Sirius gave me this book so it’s bound to work
Remus:yay
Peter:(reading)How to know she’s crazy about you!
1.She always touches you
2.She always feeds you
3.She gives you cute nicknames
Sirius:*bursts in the room* MOONCAKES!!!!
Remus:oh god
Sirius:I got you some chocolate cause it’s your favorite!*rubbing Remus’s cheeks* make sure you don’t eat it too fast my little moonpie~*leaves*
Peter:looks like you don’t need this