james : *to remus* dude but do you even realize you literally married a dog like bro.
james : *to remus* dude but do you even realize you literally married a dog like bro.
what if remus and sirius always knew they could never get married like james and lily. and they would pretend it’s all cool but secretely be super disappointed. so one day in seventh year james would get mad and fuck this bullshit they would organize a wedding with rings and peter would be officing, obviously james is sirius’s best man and lily is remus’s. they invite all their friends, and throw the best party hogwarts ever saw and will ever see. remus and sirius were smiling and laughing and blushing. thousands of picture were taken. james and lily had to dance together bc tradition, and there was a lot of blushing here too.
and at the end of the party, as sirius was walking to the kitchen to get remus some chocolate as the lovely husband he was, he crossed regulus.
and even if he couldn’t be sure, he thought he heard him wispering “congratulations”
wolfstar : *does something cute*
me : *slams empty bottle of vodka on the table* thesZ NERDSi am trying very hard not to put incomplete fics here ( bc i read those anyway )
for those in need of wonderful little ( or not so little ) fics !
obviously sirius’ is his leather jacket. i really like the hc that it was remus who bought him for his birthday, but that’s not the only reason. it’s the very solid proof of his punkrockness and rebellion. he would have tons of pins, from bands and against discrimination ( not only blood predjudices but also sexism, homophobia, racism, etc… ). once james spilled his pumpkin juice on it and sirius fucking cried.
remus’s is not ( surprise ! ) a jumper. it’s his old gryffindor scarf. of course the guys call him a nerd when he says that, but it’s true. it’s the symbol of his humanity. it’s a normal item, that everyone has, and therefore makes him feel normal. it’s also the reminder that despite the discriminative laws, he was able to go to hogwarts and find friends.
peter’s is his acdc’s tshirt that he got at a concert he went with sirius. neither james nor remus could go so they had a good time together, and peter didn’t feel like he was less of a marauder than the others.
and james’s is, of fucking course, his quidditch uniform. he secretely wears it on weekend, when no one is watching. in seventh year, he learns that lily secretely loves it too and he starts wearing it just for her.
okay but imagine the marauders and lily casually chatting in year 6 and at some point sirius makes a sex joke, and lily complains that he’s “too much of a perv to date poor innocent remus” and sirius just burst of laughing and rolls under the table and holds his ribs and moony is blushing a bit but really he’s laughing too.
and that’s how everyone discovered remus’ true nature.
headcanon that when sirius started to make up, he tried to convince the other marauders to try it to.
so peter didn’t really like the feeling of having something on his face. so he doesn’t do it usually, but if sirius wants to test something he will be willing to be the victim. also dark lipstick suits him quite well.
remus isn’t a great fan of make-up, and he won’t ever wear some on a normal day, but for parties and important occasions he likes to borrow some of his boyfriend’s stuffs and have fun ( sirius is really really appreciative of that and sometimes throws off parties just to see how pretty his moony is ). what suits remus the most is pale natural eyeshadow bc he has the prettiest eyes.
and james. james is so in love with make-up. he loves to have colours on his face and painted nails. he also completely sucks at it so sirius has to do it for him. when they do it, they sit on sirius’s bed and giggle while talking about their crush.
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let’s make this quite plain. you’ve been told that a certain dark wizard killed james and lily, causing sirius’s inprisonment and remus’s loneliness for 12 years. this is a lie.
they are all alive and happy. remus and sirius have at least 3 children. harry is the great cousin who babysit everyone. james and lily are loving living parents. sirius lupin prepares wolfsbane potion for his husband. everyone is very happy.
and if anyone says otherwise, we will teach them to tell no lies…
THE WOLFSTAR SHIPPERS : we just couldn’t come up with something with our otp’s first name, not even with their last name, so we had to do something with the translation of their name and then put it together to have a ship name that actually sound like a ship name.