person : *looks at my phone*
person : what are you reading ?
me : *panics*
me : *hides screen*
me : *closes fanfic*
me : *turns off phone*
me : *hides it in my bag*
me : *sets bag on fire*
me : oh, nothing.
person : …
person : that was gay smut right ?
Étiquette : smut
jk rowling : introduces the room of requirement
smut writers : right, so that is where all the porn is going to happen.

also known as “is this even physically possible ??? I doubt it !”