Étiquette : sirius black

things that happened at wolfstar’s wedding

( i stole some of these to @captofthesswolfstar and the asks she got. sorry )

  • tears of joy from everyone
  • sirius black in a wedding dress FIGHT ME ON THIS
  • remus playing it cool but he turns in a tomato when he sees sirius
  • and people laughes until they look at sirius and wow
  • lily have to hold remus before he faints ( she is so obviously his best woman )
  • sirius biting his lip just before to say “i do” because he is so so happy he is afraid he’ll burst out
  • remus being a terrible dancer and trying to avoid the more dances possible
  • sirius forcing him to dance because he is evil
  • mcgonagall dancing with sirius
  • james crying so fucking hard and lily comforting him but actually crying too
  • lots of david bowie on the playlist
  • a bit too much alcohol
  • sirius trying to carry remus bridal style and accidently dropping him
  • a very chocolate wedding cake
  • a very drunken karaoke
  • harry holding the train of sirius’s dress
  • and maybe neville as the ring holder ?
  • REGULUS CAME FIGHT ME ON THIS
  • and sirius hugged him for at least five minutes
  • peter officied and gave a wonderful speech
  • everyone was happy
  • no one died or betrayed
  • everything’s perfect
  • and the two nerds love each other until death do part them

sirius : but james i just dunno how i feel about moony. i can’t even think about how i bloody feel about him, how weird is that ?
james : well maybe you need some time away to make up your mind ? stop seeing him all the time may help !
sirius : right genius how do i do that when we share our dorm, bathroom and classes ?

james is such a wolfstar shipper like he is worse than all of us

like he would always manage to get the two of them alone at least once a day

he would always play truth or dare with them to ask them THE question

he drags all the gryffindors into his stupid matchmaker plans

and puts up with the worse strategy like “wormtail we should injure sirius and let the drama of the hospital do the rest” “james NO”

little does he know that remus and sirius are kind of together since year 3, and officially together since year 5.

and they aren’t even hiding it. since year 3.

but he still matchmakes them, even after he finally realizes they are together

“moony tell us the truth how do you really feel about pads ?” “james we are engaged and we live together” “you’re avoiding the question.”

dream cast

okay so if you don’t know yet i’m french and there is that french movie called “the children of timplebach” which is about a town where the parents left the children alone and MERLIN IT HAS THE PERFECT CAST FOR THE MARAUDERS

see that nerd with long hair ? he’s the most dramatic dude in here. at the some point he says “now he are left alone with our fate” and he always want to be the centre of attention

if this isn’t a great sirius black, well then i know nothing

and this redhair girl ? she won’t take any man bullshit. she can and will kick your ass and if you bully someone she’ll fucking destroy you and then take care of the poor kid like a mother

also she rejected her crush because he used to be an arrogant bullying toerag but got with him when she saw we really was a good guy

hello lily evans you are so freaking cool

well, this kid has no other personnality trait than his love for food, which is exactly how the marauders fandom is portraying peter. not a lot to say about him

this cutie ? he cannot speak, and he has a chronical illness ( lycanthropy modern translation hello ? ) and he won’t ever ask for help, which is both is biggest quality and his worst flaw, but he won’t let you tell him he’s disabled and he’s a shy nerd soooo remus lupin

we unfortunately have no james :/ sorry about that