okay but the marauders story told by lemony snicket.

“now if you had any hope of sirius black taking his dear godson home to take care of him with his werewolf husband, i am afraid you are about to be very disapointed.”

a concept : the marauders entire story made into a tv show by the brooklyn 99 production team

sirius black : *about anything he likes, ever* i’m gay for this

sirius : i love you so much
remus : i love you so much too
james : and i love your relationship sO MUCH GUYS IT’S SO CUTE

The Marauders as Social Networks

James is Facebook. the original one that everyone know and have. thinks is the coolest, is not. still some cool shit happening though, once in a while. have a cool side and a nerd side, bad jokes, some really stupid ones.

Remus is Twitter. witty short answers, and then really long inspiring rants. not as popular but everyone loves it once they try. both great clever observations and opinions and “wher the fuk is my cofee too early fr this shit”

Sirius is Instagram. pretty cool and popular. a lot of selfies. also black and white pictures with deep quotes that represent the tortured soul of the artist. and obviously “LOOK AT THIS STIM IT IS BRIGHTLY COLOURED AND IT MOOVES OMG”

Peter is Pinterest. underestimated and unpopular but you realize once in a while that a lot of good shit comes from here. always ready to help, sometimes clingy ( “we made a SPECIAL BUTTON that appear on every picture you will ever view isn’t that amazing” )

Regulus is Myspace. emo and dead.

mcgonagall : you can’t just sleep instead of doing your exam !
sirius : watch me

james and sirius having a sleepover watching dumb movies doing their hair and talking about their crushes reblog if you agree

remus: padfoot, you know i love you, but sometimes you have a very demanding presence
sirius: *sat on remus’s laps, his arms around his neck, tears in his eyes* how dARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME

why is sirius black so pretty it’s distracting someone tell sirius black to stop

a-spec wolfstar fics

here are a few a-spec fics that i like ! if you know others, please add !

Miles To Go Before I Sleep : sex repulsed asexual remus, modern days au, internalized acephobia

remus is a caretaker and sirius sleep walks.

The Joy of Not-Sex : a-spec sirius ( no specific label used ), canon compliant, acephobia due to ignorance

sirius doesn’t understand what’s wrong with him and neither do his friends – but maybe that’s okay.

Like Us As We Are : asexual sirius, demisexual remus, remus never went to hogwarts AU, mentions of rejection due to asexuality

sirius goes to a pro werewolves rights rally and falls for the pretty speaker with a beanie

with everything the way it is : asexual sirius, modern days au, internalized aphobia

sirius has a crush on his best friend remus but he knows nothing will ever happen between them

Learning How To Fall Properly : demisexual sirius, modern days au, rejection due to asexuality

remus is a swede who just moved to london and he meets a street band who calls themselves the marauders

( demisexuality is just a plot point, the story does not revolve around it )

don’t try to fix me ( i’m not broken ) : a-spec sirius ( no labels used ), modern days au, aphobia, internalized aphobia

sirius knows something is wrong with him, and that no one will ever stay because of it

Cue Love, Go : asexual remus, modern days au

remus is a stage manager and sirius is a comedian

( asexuality is just a plot point, the story does not revolve around it )