I was writing a fic today and I meant to type “Sirius had the sass to seduce anyone”

instead I typed:

“Sirius has the ass to seduce anyone”

my subconscious… Knows.

sirius : *texting remus out of the blue* HEY I LOVE YOU

remus : okay you’re either drunk or need me to bail you out of jail

the marauders managed to become animagi, create a magic map, prepare thousands of pranks, have a love life, be politically engaged AND stay on top of all of their classes?

HOW MUCH CAFFEINE DID THESE BOYS CONSUME

remus : so this is just between us two, okay ? no telling anyone else ?
sirius : of course moony ! i would never !
remus : … including james ?
sirius : … you have unrealistic expectations about me and this is really damaging to our relationship

i can’t believe that between all the questions people were having about the wizarding world, jk chose to tell us about remus lupin’s genitalia’s size

more wolfstar fic recs !

even more ridiculous romance between our two favorite nerds ever.

if you haven’t noticed, i like AUs

a wolf’s heart : no magic!AU where Remus has a congenital heart defect and believes in fate. you have a heart ? be prepared for it to be crushed.
the price of liberty : dystopian!AU with kidnappings, illnesses and also jegulus ( my ultimate weakness ) and james is a complete badass
semi automatic : no magic!AU, texting fic. a lot of angst. you will cry. and scream. incomplete at the moment but still awesome
the lines we cross : student/teacher!AU where Sirius is a seventh year and Remus is the new extremely sexy and understanding DADA teacher
a cure for nightmares : no magic!AU where Remus is the mysterious new boy in school. can be perceived as “love cures mental illnesses”
this is you and me : no magic!AU. everyone is in love with remus. no one will treat him right.very angsty. ( tw : homophobia, stalking, mentions of suicide, mentions of depression, mentions of mental illness )

( the triggers warnings are specified in the fics, except for “this is you and me” )

okay but i have this hc that sirius completely sucked at quidditch.
he tries, bc it’s what popular boys do and he wants to play with james but he just can’t. everytime he tries he fells and “don’t laugh james help me !”
but everytime he fells, there is a cute little werewolf who gets him on his feets and force to go to the infirmary bc “really pads you must stop with your ego and just stay away from these evil brooms” and then kiss him better

sirius : *wrapped in a cover near the fireplace in remus’s sweater cuddling with him as he sings him a lullaby* i’m so punk rock

sirius : but james i just dunno how i feel about moony. i can’t even think about how i bloody feel about him, how weird is that ?
james : well maybe you need some time away to make up your mind ? stop seeing him all the time may help !
sirius : right genius how do i do that when we share our dorm, bathroom and classes ?

james is such a wolfstar shipper like he is worse than all of us

like he would always manage to get the two of them alone at least once a day

he would always play truth or dare with them to ask them THE question

he drags all the gryffindors into his stupid matchmaker plans

and puts up with the worse strategy like “wormtail we should injure sirius and let the drama of the hospital do the rest” “james NO”

little does he know that remus and sirius are kind of together since year 3, and officially together since year 5.

and they aren’t even hiding it. since year 3.

but he still matchmakes them, even after he finally realizes they are together

“moony tell us the truth how do you really feel about pads ?” “james we are engaged and we live together” “you’re avoiding the question.”