Étiquette : remus lupin

THE GREAT LIST OF MODERN TRANSLATIONS OF LYCANTHROPY  IN MODERN DAYS AU

( i’m too lazy to put links so if you want one just send me an ask. also i’ll add more later )

  • had an emotionally abusive relationship
  • still-in-the-closet-trans with severe dysphoria ( i really like this one because i will never get tired of period/full moon jokes )
  • hiv-positive ( the classic one )
  • kidnapped and sexually abused in his youth
  • cystic fibrosis patient
  • abused by his parents ( very confusing because sirius is the one who’s supposed to have an abusive family ? )
  • OH PERSONAL FAV : his mother died having him and now his father hates him for that ( hint : this is actually not my favorite since it had me crying on the floor )
  • obsessive compulsive disorder
  • former drug addict
  • ptsd after sexual abuse triggered by the full moon ( man that was clever )
  • lupus disease ( come on, i mean… )
  • deaf
  • blind

remus : so my wife is pregnant with my child, hm.

remus : child who is possibly a werewolf.

remus : i don’t want my child to live with that curse.

remus : so i should probably talk about it with my wife.

remus : we may consider to get an abortion.

remus : and maybe have another child when the war will end.

remus : or at least talk about what we are going to do if the baby is a werewolf.

remus : like adults.

remus : OR i could run away with my 17 yo nephew and his friends.

remus : yeah that’s the best solution.

I have this headcanon that at some point in hogwarts ( year five or something ) remus and sirius just knew eachother’s feelings and had an unspoken arrangement not to do anything about it for all the usual reasons ( insecurities, fear for their friendship… ) but at some point during year 6 they couldn’t do it anymore and they finally got together. for the same reasons than above they didn’t tell the others about it and kept it a secret. and then the prank happened and as remus is being comforted by james and peter he tells them that they were in a relationship. suddently james and peter understand how much remus trusted padfoot and how much the prank hurted him.

when remus forgave sirius, he kissed him in the middle of the great hall.

just imagine

it’s year six for the marauders and moony and padfoot are FINALLY together and all hogwarts is glad that all this sexual tension is resolved.

so they are so lovey dovey that everyone in the castle know about their relationship.

including the slytherins.

including regulus black.

so one day remus is just walking to classes and then the next thing he knows he is being pushed against the wall and threatened with a wand by regulus black.

his first reaction is panic because he knows the black aren’t exactly lgbt+ friendly. but he manages to stay calm and think of a way to get out of this shit.

so he opens his mouth to try to buy time, but before he can regulus is talking.

“listen, i’m not here to hurt you. not unless i have to. but you have to listen to me right now bc i won’t say it twice.’

and then, with a completely straight face, he starts to give remus the "hurt my brother and i will kill you” speech.

just think about how it would be both easy and really tough to break sirius and remus’s couple.

they were both really insecure due to their pasts. i read fics where remus would think sirius was only with him as an act of rebellion toward his family, and fics where sirius thought remus was with him because no one else would fall in love with a werewolf.

and yet they knew they could trust the other one. and that’s beautiful. and now i’m crying bye.

here’s the thing kiddos.

sirius and remus almost never fight. most of the time it’s all fun and fluff ( and sex ) and everyone is really happy.

but when they DO fight. run. run for your life. there are insults that are meant to hurt, often related to lycanthropy/family, no physical harm but pretty damn close. it’s not talking to eachother for a week. it’s wanting revenge.

it’s the Prank on snape.

it’s thinking the other is a traitor during the war.

because remus and sirius put so much faith in the other one that when something goes wrong they just can’t stand it.

and their own insecurities stop them from apologizing and dealing with the matter like adults.

so here it is. wolfstar has the worst fights of all the ships bc they are both fucked up and sometimes they just can’t do it anymore.

the marauders’s favorite tv shows

remus : okay he’s a superwholock kind of guy and we all know it. he communicates via obscure references and gets mad when people don’t get them. he is super fan of complex scenarios and once managed to solve a mystery from sherlock. bc we all know he’s a nerd.

sirius : he likes supernatural and loves to watch it with his moony. he not-so-secretely adore friends ( fight me on this ) and his fav is joey. he watches loads of sitcoms and is actually the biggest shipper on earth. he also cries whenever something even slightly sad happens.

james : of course james is all about detective shows. the ones he likes are for the biggest part pretty bad and the marauders always make fun of it. his fav show is x files though.

lily : she loves simple comedy stuffs like the simpsons. she enjoys a most serious show once in a while but her heart belongs with these. her only exception is orange is the new black.

peter : peter has terrible taste since he is a terrible person. we don’t talk about him.