THE GREAT LIST OF MODERN TRANSLATIONS OF LYCANTHROPY  IN MODERN DAYS AU

( i’m too lazy to put links so if you want one just send me an ask. also i’ll add more later )

  • had an emotionally abusive relationship
  • still-in-the-closet-trans with severe dysphoria ( i really like this one because i will never get tired of period/full moon jokes )
  • hiv-positive ( the classic one )
  • kidnapped and sexually abused in his youth
  • cystic fibrosis patient
  • abused by his parents ( very confusing because sirius is the one who’s supposed to have an abusive family ? )
  • OH PERSONAL FAV : his mother died having him and now his father hates him for that ( hint : this is actually not my favorite since it had me crying on the floor )
  • obsessive compulsive disorder
  • former drug addict
  • ptsd after sexual abuse triggered by the full moon ( man that was clever )
  • lupus disease ( come on, i mean… )
  • deaf
  • blind

just imagine

it’s year six for the marauders and moony and padfoot are FINALLY together and all hogwarts is glad that all this sexual tension is resolved.

so they are so lovey dovey that everyone in the castle know about their relationship.

including the slytherins.

including regulus black.

so one day remus is just walking to classes and then the next thing he knows he is being pushed against the wall and threatened with a wand by regulus black.

his first reaction is panic because he knows the black aren’t exactly lgbt+ friendly. but he manages to stay calm and think of a way to get out of this shit.

so he opens his mouth to try to buy time, but before he can regulus is talking.

“listen, i’m not here to hurt you. not unless i have to. but you have to listen to me right now bc i won’t say it twice.’

and then, with a completely straight face, he starts to give remus the "hurt my brother and i will kill you” speech.

here’s the thing kiddos.

sirius and remus almost never fight. most of the time it’s all fun and fluff ( and sex ) and everyone is really happy.

but when they DO fight. run. run for your life. there are insults that are meant to hurt, often related to lycanthropy/family, no physical harm but pretty damn close. it’s not talking to eachother for a week. it’s wanting revenge.

it’s the Prank on snape.

it’s thinking the other is a traitor during the war.

because remus and sirius put so much faith in the other one that when something goes wrong they just can’t stand it.

and their own insecurities stop them from apologizing and dealing with the matter like adults.

so here it is. wolfstar has the worst fights of all the ships bc they are both fucked up and sometimes they just can’t do it anymore.