james : because james! potter! never! gives! up!
peter : this morning you skipped breakfast bc the bread was two seets away from you.
james : james! potter! can! still! get! lazy!

a concept : the marauders entire story made into a tv show by the brooklyn 99 production team

sirius black : *about anything he likes, ever* i’m gay for this

sirius : i love you so much
remus : i love you so much too
james : and i love your relationship sO MUCH GUYS IT’S SO CUTE

The Marauders as Social Networks

James is Facebook. the original one that everyone know and have. thinks is the coolest, is not. still some cool shit happening though, once in a while. have a cool side and a nerd side, bad jokes, some really stupid ones.

Remus is Twitter. witty short answers, and then really long inspiring rants. not as popular but everyone loves it once they try. both great clever observations and opinions and “wher the fuk is my cofee too early fr this shit”

Sirius is Instagram. pretty cool and popular. a lot of selfies. also black and white pictures with deep quotes that represent the tortured soul of the artist. and obviously “LOOK AT THIS STIM IT IS BRIGHTLY COLOURED AND IT MOOVES OMG”

Peter is Pinterest. underestimated and unpopular but you realize once in a while that a lot of good shit comes from here. always ready to help, sometimes clingy ( “we made a SPECIAL BUTTON that appear on every picture you will ever view isn’t that amazing” )

Regulus is Myspace. emo and dead.

mcgonagall : you can’t just sleep instead of doing your exam !
sirius : watch me

james and sirius having a sleepover watching dumb movies doing their hair and talking about their crushes reblog if you agree

remus: padfoot, you know i love you, but sometimes you have a very demanding presence
sirius: *sat on remus’s laps, his arms around his neck, tears in his eyes* how dARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME

jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:

fyi i won’t allow any of my marauders to be “““““straight”““““ or “““”“white”““““

not on my watch.

hear me out :

james : asexual panromantic cisdude, desi

sirius : gay and genderfluid, thai

peter : heterosexual aromantic cisdude, black ( tho i’m more flexible about his race than the others )

remus : bi trans dude, jewish, israeli ( i can accept white passing rem sometimes )

now you know how to make me happy 🙂

remus : guys, i know we’re all mad at sirius
sirius : but ?
remus : oh, nothing, i was just stating a fact