Peter : My mum told me I can do anything I set my mind to !
Sirius : My mum told me that I was a disgusting failure that she regretted ever having but I like your version better.
Étiquette : mwpp
sirius : do you sometimes think about how some people would walk past you and believe you’re… straight ?
marauders : *shiver*
remus : i like sweaters
sirius : sweaters ? 👕🎩🐑 are you saying 👄📬💬 you love clothes 👒👗👘 more than me 🌌❇😵😣🐕🚹 i love you with all my heart 💓💋💍💌💐 buy you presents 🍫📷🎢 and this is what i get back 🔙🔛 i am hurt 😦💧and need cuddles 🙅👬❤🌈 or i will die 😱💀👻 of sadness 🐾💧💧🔪
the marauders : we’re 2kool4skool
also the marauders : OH MY GOD WHAT IF WE CREATED A MAGICAL MAP OF OUR SCHOOL AND PRACTICED SUPER ADVANCED TRANSFIGURATION THAT WOULD LITERALLY BE SO COOL
queer students in hogwarts : pride month started, i’ll wear a pride pin
sirius black : *coming into the great hall with his face painted rainbow, throwing rainbow glitters and wearing a pride dress* WHAT’S UP MOTHERFUCKERS I’M GAYmcgonagall : haven’t you read the rules?
sirius : i did and then i decided that as an artist my role is to challenge rules and to turn snivellus’s robes pink
sirius could pass any exam without studying bc he secretely liked the class materials and loved to learn
james pretended he didnt need to study but did it in secret bc he didnt want to ruin his carefree aesthetic
peter needed to work but he never knew how to do it so he begged the other ones to help, but he also really liked to learn about what he liked
remus didnt really need to study to pass but he still did bc he needed the best grades to have a tiny chance to get a job after hogwarts
i mean it’s kinda obvious that sirius black wore a gay flag as a cape pretty much everyday.
peter : you know what the worst part of being a queer person of color is?
peter : the discrimination marauders : *burst in laughter*okay but the marauders story told by lemony snicket.
“now if you had any hope of sirius black taking his dear godson home to take care of him with his werewolf husband, i am afraid you are about to be very disapointed.”
Fuck JKR 