Étiquette : mwpp era

hc : at some point all the marauders had a crush on james. james included.

sirius bc he was the symbol of his freedom and rebellion, who was everything he dreamt to be ( loving family, happy, … )
remus bc he was the tolerant and loving person who accepted everyone and just didn’t care if you were different ( that was in first year, before they discovered his secret and he was just imagining their hypotetical reactions )
and peter bc james included him in the cool band and made him feel special

okay but i have this hc that sirius completely sucked at quidditch.
he tries, bc it’s what popular boys do and he wants to play with james but he just can’t. everytime he tries he fells and “don’t laugh james help me !”
but everytime he fells, there is a cute little werewolf who gets him on his feets and force to go to the infirmary bc “really pads you must stop with your ego and just stay away from these evil brooms” and then kiss him better

sirius : but james i just dunno how i feel about moony. i can’t even think about how i bloody feel about him, how weird is that ?
james : well maybe you need some time away to make up your mind ? stop seeing him all the time may help !
sirius : right genius how do i do that when we share our dorm, bathroom and classes ?

james is such a wolfstar shipper like he is worse than all of us

like he would always manage to get the two of them alone at least once a day

he would always play truth or dare with them to ask them THE question

he drags all the gryffindors into his stupid matchmaker plans

and puts up with the worse strategy like “wormtail we should injure sirius and let the drama of the hospital do the rest” “james NO”

little does he know that remus and sirius are kind of together since year 3, and officially together since year 5.

and they aren’t even hiding it. since year 3.

but he still matchmakes them, even after he finally realizes they are together

“moony tell us the truth how do you really feel about pads ?” “james we are engaged and we live together” “you’re avoiding the question.”

dream cast

okay so if you don’t know yet i’m french and there is that french movie called “the children of timplebach” which is about a town where the parents left the children alone and MERLIN IT HAS THE PERFECT CAST FOR THE MARAUDERS

see that nerd with long hair ? he’s the most dramatic dude in here. at the some point he says “now he are left alone with our fate” and he always want to be the centre of attention

if this isn’t a great sirius black, well then i know nothing

and this redhair girl ? she won’t take any man bullshit. she can and will kick your ass and if you bully someone she’ll fucking destroy you and then take care of the poor kid like a mother

also she rejected her crush because he used to be an arrogant bullying toerag but got with him when she saw we really was a good guy

hello lily evans you are so freaking cool

well, this kid has no other personnality trait than his love for food, which is exactly how the marauders fandom is portraying peter. not a lot to say about him

this cutie ? he cannot speak, and he has a chronical illness ( lycanthropy modern translation hello ? ) and he won’t ever ask for help, which is both is biggest quality and his worst flaw, but he won’t let you tell him he’s disabled and he’s a shy nerd soooo remus lupin

we unfortunately have no james :/ sorry about that

what they saw in the mirror of erised

james : himself, old but still healthy, surrounded by his children and lily at his side, laughing. the marauders are here laughing too, sirius ruffling his hair and probably making fun of them. everyone has a large smile and feel close.
remus : himself, but his scars are gone. his clothes are tidy and look new, his prefect badge still on his robes. sirius is holding his hand and they are staring lovingly at each other
sirius : the marauders all together, chatting and laughing. they are all happy, the heaviness of the war and their trials is gone. they are who they are supposed to be, carefree teenagers with nothing to worry about except but their exams and homeworks
peter : himself, but not quite. he’s taller, and thiner, a bit athletic. he seems more confident too, and is it a hickey on his neck ?
regulus : his whole family, including sirius, is here, but they aren’t fighting. in fact, they seem to be talking and enjoying to be together. he notices there is nothing on anyone’s forearm

none of these ever became true

i totally hc sirius as a green day fanboy, especially warning, like :

“am i the one who’s really dangerous ?”

“yes pads you are now don’t put that in the cauldron please it’s dangerous”

“question everything !”

“sirius this is going to explode”

“i live without warning moony !”

*cauldron exploses and ruins sirius’s punk rock hair*

what if same sex marriage wasn’t allowed in the wizarding world

what if remus and sirius always knew they could never get married like james and lily. and they would pretend it’s all cool but secretely be super disappointed. so one day in seventh year james would get mad and fuck this bullshit they would organize a wedding with rings and peter would be officing, obviously james is sirius’s best man and lily is remus’s. they invite all their friends, and throw the best party hogwarts ever saw and will ever see. remus and sirius were smiling and laughing and blushing. thousands of picture were taken. james and lily had to dance together bc tradition, and there was a lot of blushing here too.

and at the end of the party, as sirius was walking to the kitchen to get remus some chocolate as the lovely husband he was, he crossed regulus.

and even if he couldn’t be sure, he thought he heard him wispering “congratulations”

about sirius/james brotp : a list of unorganized thoughts

  •  before the sorting ceremony, even if they knew each other since barely half an hour, sirius made james swore he won’t stop talking to him if he ends up in slytherin
  • they think they have invented everything. like “what do you mean remus we didn’t invent drinking games in the dorm ? excuse you !”
  • they have the most complicated secret hand shake ever which includes singing and rock paper scissor.
  • sirius had always said james should give up on lily because he didn’t like to see his brother hurt, but he was the first to notice lily was warming up to him and wasn’t hating him as much as before, and he started to play matchmaker.
  • james is doing the exact same thing with sirius and remus since fucking day one. he forced them to settle in the beds next to each other.
  • they try to finish each other’s sentences and fail all the freaking time.
  • they also always ask “are you thinking what i’m thinking ?” and end up thinking about something completely different and make a mess
  • sirius started the gryffindor cheerleader team. he was the only member but didn’t care and performed before every match anyway to cheer on his bro
  • try and tell me everyone didn’t believe they were a couple.
  • because they cuddled all the time
  • PLATONIC KISSES ON THE BLOODY LIPS FIGHT ME ON THIS
  • private jokes all the time
  • and now with the angst.
  • james knew since year 2 about sirius’s home situation, and he always knew it would end up like that. he had already asked his parents countless times if they would adopt him if he needed
  • and when it finally happened, sirius slept in james’s bed for the rest of the holidays. the only exceptions were the times remus visited and james gave them some couple privacy
  • when james and lily went to their first date, sirius was sincerly crying because he was scared james would leave him now he had someone else important in his life. it took two hours to remus to comfort him.
  • during the war, sirius would burst into the potter’s home whenever it was too much for him
  • and when they went into hiding, sirius cried for three days. literally.
  • and
  • the
  • 31th
  • of
  • october
  • he felt like his mind was blank and all he could think about was to kill peter. it was the same thought who occupied him most of the twelve years in azkaban – that and his remus who was alone and vulnerable.