Remus Lupin has two moods, okay ? “I dont give a fuck” and “I give a fuck about everything in the world”
- in the first one, you can be sure the boi is gonna be fucking stoned like 82% percent of the time, all homeworks are done last minute, casual pranking is happening, there is much much sleeping, he eats garbage in his bed, his dorm is a right mess, he put on whatever clothes he finds ( which is how he happens to wear sirius too tight jeans by accident, a memory sirius will cherish forever ), he can probably spend days without any human contact, he can be pretty rude and reckless without thinking about it, his libido gets a bit higher, depression naps™, hating himself for his laziness but not having the strengh to do anything, staring at nothing for hours
- peter and james are the one who helps the most then. peter asks his help for homeworks to trick him into doing his, subtly hiding his chocolate and weed when remus is really abusing them, pulling him by the lake so he can get some fresh air, play with him in his rat form ( the other marauders often join in ) and read him books so his mind can be active once in a while. james goes full mother hen mode : cooking him vegetables and fruits, forcing him to take showers and wash his hair, make him revise his lessons and stops him for burying himself under three thousands blankets and hibernate
- in the second mode, everything depends on him and everything is his fault. sleep ? i dont know her. he overworks himself to death, take extra patrols, clean up everything, forgets to eat, plan bigger and more elaborate pranks, make several rants about how he needs to be on top of everything, actually even exercise sometimes, get angry at people randomly, does random tasks for his friends, read several books a day and overthinks
- this is sirius’ time to shine. he tries to get him to take naps with him, reassures him that he isnt responsible of everything in the world, feeds the poor boy, distracts him from all the intrusive thoughts happening in his head and makes sure he feels loved and comfortable at all time ( well he tries at least )
the third mood, “I Give an Healthy Amount of Fucks” have never been spotted yet
Fuck JKR 