mcgonagall : haven’t you read the rules?
sirius : i did and then i decided that as an artist my role is to challenge rules and to turn snivellus’s robes pink
Étiquette : minerva mcgonagall
mcgonagall : you can’t just sleep instead of doing your exam !
sirius : watch me
mc gonagall : *exasperated* no mr. black, magically changing the color of your shirt doesn’t count as practicing transfiguration.
rewatching ootp with my mum
my mum : but doesn’t mcgonagall take part in the fights ?
me : she’s a bit busy in hogwarts making sure nothing exploses.
me : …
me : y’know, nothing too big exploses.
I like to think that at least once, the marauders managed such a stupid prank mcgonagall couldn’t keep her straight face anymore and bursted in laughters.
Fuck JKR 