sirius could pass any exam without studying bc he secretely liked the class materials and loved to learn
james pretended he didnt need to study but did it in secret bc he didnt want to ruin his carefree aesthetic
peter needed to work but he never knew how to do it so he begged the other ones to help, but he also really liked to learn about what he liked
remus didnt really need to study to pass but he still did bc he needed the best grades to have a tiny chance to get a job after hogwarts
i mean it’s kinda obvious that sirius black wore a gay flag as a cape pretty much everyday.
peter : you know what the worst part of being a queer person of color is?
peter : the discrimination marauders : *burst in laughter*okay but the marauders story told by lemony snicket.
“now if you had any hope of sirius black taking his dear godson home to take care of him with his werewolf husband, i am afraid you are about to be very disapointed.”
james : because james! potter! never! gives! up!
peter : this morning you skipped breakfast bc the bread was two seets away from you.
james : james! potter! can! still! get! lazy!
a concept : the marauders entire story made into a tv show by the brooklyn 99 production team
sirius black : *about anything he likes, ever* i’m gay for this
James is Facebook. the original one that everyone know and have. thinks is the coolest, is not. still some cool shit happening though, once in a while. have a cool side and a nerd side, bad jokes, some really stupid ones.
Remus is Twitter. witty short answers, and then really long inspiring rants. not as popular but everyone loves it once they try. both great clever observations and opinions and “wher the fuk is my cofee too early fr this shit”
Sirius is Instagram. pretty cool and popular. a lot of selfies. also black and white pictures with deep quotes that represent the tortured soul of the artist. and obviously “LOOK AT THIS STIM IT IS BRIGHTLY COLOURED AND IT MOOVES OMG”
Peter is Pinterest. underestimated and unpopular but you realize once in a while that a lot of good shit comes from here. always ready to help, sometimes clingy ( “we made a SPECIAL BUTTON that appear on every picture you will ever view isn’t that amazing” )
Regulus is Myspace. emo and dead.
mcgonagall : you can’t just sleep instead of doing your exam !
sirius : watch me
james and sirius having a sleepover watching dumb movies doing their hair and talking about their crushes reblog if you agree
Fuck JKR 