the marauders managed to become animagi, create a magic map, prepare thousands of pranks, have a love life, be politically engaged AND stay on top of all of their classes?

HOW MUCH CAFFEINE DID THESE BOYS CONSUME

james : i have a big match coming up!

remus : do you want me to send you good vibes?

james : yeah no offense mate but you’re literally a werewolf with depression, i’m not sure i want any of your vibes

You have opened my eyes. James Potter, asexual? My heart glows, my ability to project my ace identity triples. My skin is cleared, my crops are impervious to rot and pests. Every doubt I have ever had ceases to exist. James Potter. Asexual. ❤️❤️❤️

i am so glad to have had this effect on you ❤

just bc you’re so nice, have yourself some nice bonus asexual!james headcanons : (might or might not been based on me)

he hides under the covers when it’s movie night and there is a sex scene, bc the scene in itself is fine but there are people around and what if these people are thinking about sexy thoughts or feeling turned on and it’s so weird and embarassing to him
“i might be ace, but even i can see how fucking hot i look right now. my ass is perfect.”
“when i say netflix and chill, i mean it. get your popcorn and binge watch brooklyn nine nine with me. any attempt to do anything more than cuddling WILL BE PUNISHED”
still a fan of dirty jokes
somehow knows more sex tips than all the other marauders combined. can explain everything about how to give a good blowjob, but probably would suck (hehehe) at giving a real one

i was about to have james say “oh my god im sorry” but i was unfocused and i accidently wrote “oh im god”

i feel like it’s a mistake he would make tbh

sirius, honey, your gay is showing

WRITE MORE OF LILY EVANS BEING COMPLETELY SMITTEN WITH JAMES POTTER YOU COWARDS

why be sad when you could imagine an AU where mcgonagall and the marauders were in the same year at hogwarts ?

imagine

( btw, voldemort does not exist in this universe bc fuck that guy, right? )

after hogwarts, remus is determined to get a job
he knows it will be tough, he knows he’ll be treated like garbage, but he had to rely on other people’s charity for too long and he just wants to prove himself
lily, peter, james and remus all pretty much immediatly find jobs they love
but remus is struggling to even be allowed to be a waiter
wizarding jobs immediatly reject him : even with the registry being kept secret, they look at his frequent sick leaves and immediatly make the connection
muggle jobs are no easier : people are put off by the thick scars on his face and his mysterious chronic illness
and everytime remus sees his boyfriend coming home happy from work, he feels a little lower
everytime he cant pay his half of the rant or his part of the grocery shopping, shame creeps up on him
james insists on supporting him, claiming that’s it’s just temporary, but it had last for two years now and there is no evidence it’s about to stop
it all escalates until he gets a new rejection letter filled with insults and threats and he just breaks down
he refuses to get back at home for three entire days, sirius is loosing his shit
finally, him and sirius meet to really talk
and sirius all but begs him to take a break with the work search and to stop accepting every slur and threat just to get underpaid short stints in terrible conditions
remus comes home, and for 6 months he just stays there
he’s being the nice stay-at-home husband : cooking and cleaning and gardening and taking care of harry when needed
after that, he is hesitant to try to work again, but he is feeling useless just staying at home ( even when sirius reassures him that he is being plenty useful )
so he tries volunteering for charities
and people are a bit hesitant to take him in, sure, but they need the help
he gets to work in charity shops and kitchens, and with kids
he loves it, obviously
its not perfect : he is still relying on james and sirius’ money, but at least he is doing something
he feels so much better, strangely, after an unpaid shift at the charity shop than an underpaid one at a grocery store
and eventually, he figures out that he really loves working with kids
so harry and a few friends’ kids become the first students of his small unofficial school for magical kids
he only has 5 or 6 students, but he is having fun and he is actually getting paid and it’s amazing
he still doesnt make much, but he is paying his entire part of the bills for the first time
and he can even occasionally get sirius or his friends a present and hes so proud everytime and I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS OKAY

i am the proud new owner of the url @peterwasamarauder ! i plan to use it to reblog posts, fanfics, fanarts and fan edits where peter pettigrew is as included as the other marauders ! i wont start running it right now bc rn i am quite busy irl but i will probably get there in a month or so

if anyone have a good avatar/banner, please message me !

sirius : *does something ridiculous*

remus : great, like i needed to get any more attracted to you

sirius : … what ?

remus : ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. THAT’S WHAT I SAID.