Albus hears about the time turner and decides to use it to convince Lily and James to choose another Secret Keeper. He goes back in time with his fellow friend Scorpius but unfortunately, the time turner breaks and they end up in the marauders time at Hogwarts.

They meet their grand parents, and Remus and Sirius’s closeness make them realize they are more than friends. Same with Moony and Padfoot who realize how ridiculous they are, pinning at eachother all the time. Both Wolfstar and Scorbus happen.

Scorpius and Albus ask the marauders + Lily to help them to go back, learn an important lesson about not messing with time and fix their relationship with their fathers.

Everything is okay in the end, there is no voldemort’s child and gay couples are cannon.

Shitty, I know, but still less than the ACTUAL Cursed Child.