Étiquette : jily

Jegulily for #7 when you have the time <3

7. Exobiology AU ( the search for, and study of extraterrestrial life )

“These Muggles are a-ma-zing !”

James was watching yet another youtube video about the Roswell crash, his face far too close to the screen.

“Get this : they figured out that there are other people living on the other planets and that they visited us ! With their super advanced space techlonoginy !”

“First of all” Lily rolled her eyes, “it’s ‘technology’. And second, they didn’t figure out anything. Some dumbass on the Internet with zero science knowledge took something random and decided that he knew better than actual scientists and made a 26 minutes video about it.”

“But he says that the materials from the UFI – er, or was it UFO ? – couldn’t possibly come from Earth ! That’s proof right there, Lily ‘Knowns-Better-Than-Everyone’ Evans Potter Black !”

“Whatever,” she sighed.

Regulus leaned to her ear. “You totally secretly believe it was alien too, right ?”

She blushed. “Well if I was proven magic is a thing when I was a kid, I suppose I can give the UFO bullshit a shot.”

“Thought so,” he grinned.

( “techlonoginy” is my new favorite word everyone go home from now on all my fics and posts will just be the word “techlonoginy” repeated an excessive amount of times )

so i was tired and i imagined :

a very smol lily evans and a very tol james potter and while they are walking in the street some asshole catcalls lily. james walks to the guy and grab him by the collar and the guy is all like “dude are you gonna punch me” and james doesnt, instead he forces the guy to get on his knees so his face is reachable for lily to kick

happy young marauders moments

because as much as i enjoy 5th 6th and 7th marauders’s years their younger years were just as cute
  • james and sirius arguing to choose their bed in first year and starting a pillow fight, that peter joins, and remus watches, laughing his arse off
  • remus accidently blowing up his cauldron in potions and peter helping him to fix it because he has noticed remus can’t afford new school stuffs
  • james discovering peter is very good at chess and making a point in becoming better than him at it ( goal never reached )
  • sirius trying to play quidditch with james and falling off his broom and ending up crying even if he was barely two feets off the ground. remus had to bring him to mrs. pomfrey. james ending up playing with peter
  • the boys playing “never have i ever” ( without alcohol because they are twelve ) sirius admitting he has already kissed a girl, the boys tickling him until he says her name
  • sirius slowly learning how to express physical affection until he becomes the biggest cuddler in hogwarts
  • remus using muggle tricks to pull up pranks on the other marauders
  • THE THREE OTHER BOYS MEETING REGULUS NEVER LET THAT BE FORGOTTEN
  • the boys having a chocolate feast in their dorm when sirius receives a letter from home or peter is getting bullied
  • peter shoving a pie in the face of a girl who told him he ate too much, marauders cheering in the background
  • james getting in the quidditch team
  • remus coming out as trans when his friends discoveres he’s a werewolf because for the first time of his life he wants to trust people
  • james starting to notice lily and becoming clumsy everytime he’s around her
  • remus being super friend with lily and james being like “how does he do it ?? how does he manage to talk around her ???”
  • marauders getting drunk for the first time, james falling asleep immediatly, peter starting to dance and sirius drunkenly confessing he’s been questioning his gender ever since he learnt remus was trans then hugging him so hard he can’t move
  • remus telling sirius about non-binary genders, sirius discovering genderfluidity and the joy of pronouns change
  • remus watching sirius’s face light up the first time he calls her a “she” and how her face light up when she smiles and oh shit he might have a tiny crush on her
  • peter getting in the quidditch team as well in fourth year because he is surprinsingly good at it
  • the marauders being only fourteen but already caring about each other like a family