7. Exobiology AU ( the search for, and study of extraterrestrial life )

“These Muggles are a-ma-zing !”

James was watching yet another youtube video about the Roswell crash, his face far too close to the screen.

“Get this : they figured out that there are other people living on the other planets and that they visited us ! With their super advanced space techlonoginy !”

“First of all” Lily rolled her eyes, “it’s ‘technology’. And second, they didn’t figure out anything. Some dumbass on the Internet with zero science knowledge took something random and decided that he knew better than actual scientists and made a 26 minutes video about it.”

“But he says that the materials from the UFI – er, or was it UFO ? – couldn’t possibly come from Earth ! That’s proof right there, Lily ‘Knowns-Better-Than-Everyone’ Evans Potter Black !”

“Whatever,” she sighed.

Regulus leaned to her ear. “You totally secretly believe it was alien too, right ?”

She blushed. “Well if I was proven magic is a thing when I was a kid, I suppose I can give the UFO bullshit a shot.”

“Thought so,” he grinned.

( “techlonoginy” is my new favorite word everyone go home from now on all my fics and posts will just be the word “techlonoginy” repeated an excessive amount of times )