a concept : the marauders entire story made into a tv show by the brooklyn 99 production team
Étiquette : james potter
sirius : i love you so much
remus : i love you so much too
james : and i love your relationship sO MUCH GUYS IT’S SO CUTE
The Marauders as Social Networks
James is Facebook. the original one that everyone know and have. thinks is the coolest, is not. still some cool shit happening though, once in a while. have a cool side and a nerd side, bad jokes, some really stupid ones.
Remus is Twitter. witty short answers, and then really long inspiring rants. not as popular but everyone loves it once they try. both great clever observations and opinions and “wher the fuk is my cofee too early fr this shit”
Sirius is Instagram. pretty cool and popular. a lot of selfies. also black and white pictures with deep quotes that represent the tortured soul of the artist. and obviously “LOOK AT THIS STIM IT IS BRIGHTLY COLOURED AND IT MOOVES OMG”
Peter is Pinterest. underestimated and unpopular but you realize once in a while that a lot of good shit comes from here. always ready to help, sometimes clingy ( “we made a SPECIAL BUTTON that appear on every picture you will ever view isn’t that amazing” )
Regulus is Myspace. emo and dead.
james and sirius having a sleepover watching dumb movies doing their hair and talking about their crushes reblog if you agree
jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:
fyi i won’t allow any of my marauders to be “““““straight”““““ or “““”“white”““““
not on my watch.
hear me out :
james : asexual panromantic cisdude, desi
sirius : gay and genderfluid, thai
peter : heterosexual aromantic cisdude, black ( tho i’m more flexible about his race than the others )
remus : bi trans dude, jewish, israeli ( i can accept white passing rem sometimes )
now you know how to make me happy 🙂
about asexual!peter
i NEED to pour my heart into this because i have been thinking about it for a while now.
i am all for asexual representation in marauders’s fanfic. i have literally read every single wolfstar fic where one of them is ace. and THAT is the problem.
peter is always written as either Straight or Ace ( sometimes aro/ace ) and that is great ! give our community some representation ! i love it !
but here is the other thing.
as i said before, i have read every single fic where wolfstar is asexual. and that is because there are very rare. i can count them on one hand without running out of fingers. they are great and well written, but they are very very rare
which is surprising. but you know what strikes me ?
never ONCE have i seen peter described as attractive or beautiful. not ONCE.
on the contrary sirius and remus ( and james ) are always described as attractive. ALWAYS.
and i don’t know about you, but seeing the ugly guy always written as ace and the sexy guys always written as allosexual doesn’t fill my asexual heart with love and validity AT ALL.
sometimes i brush it off. sometimes i feel like the fandom is telling me that only people that are too ugly to be fucked can be asexual.
so what can you, fellow fanfic writer, do to bring actual asexual positivity in your fic ? well that is very easy !
first of all, i can’t force you to make james, sirius or remus asexual. but remember that they could be.
then, try to describe peter as beautiful or attractive. i knooooow, you hate him because of what he had done so he doesn’t deserve to be attractive. but consider it.
you can also try to include hints that remus, sirius and james could technically be ace/aro. sometimes just a small mention can count as good representation. for example : “i don’t feel ready to have sex with you.” “oh sorry, are you demisexual or something ?” “no, i am attracted to you, i’m just not ready.”
or for aromantism : “i don’t really date.” “you’re aro ?” “no, that’s not the reason.”
see ? easy !
i’m not saying every fic should include that. i’m not saying we should stop writing peter as ace/aro. i am merely saying we can do better.
( thanks for coming to my ted talk )
sirius black, official biggest fan on Queen, singing “somebody to love” in the dorm and james getting tired of it so he just grabs remus by the shirt and pushes him against the other boy, “here you go, now please shut up i’m trying to work”
okay but sirius black completely freaking out just before his wedding with remus and suddenly shouting “BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN’T LIKE ME BACK ??” at james
happy young marauders moments
- james and sirius arguing to choose their bed in first year and starting a pillow fight, that peter joins, and remus watches, laughing his arse off
- remus accidently blowing up his cauldron in potions and peter helping him to fix it because he has noticed remus can’t afford new school stuffs
- james discovering peter is very good at chess and making a point in becoming better than him at it (
goal never reached) - sirius trying to play quidditch with james and falling off his broom and ending up crying even if he was barely two feets off the ground. remus had to bring him to mrs. pomfrey. james ending up playing with peter
- the boys playing “never have i ever” ( without alcohol because they are twelve ) sirius admitting he has already kissed a girl, the boys tickling him until he says her name
- sirius slowly learning how to express physical affection until he becomes the biggest cuddler in hogwarts
- remus using muggle tricks to pull up pranks on the other marauders
- THE THREE OTHER BOYS MEETING REGULUS NEVER LET THAT BE FORGOTTEN
- the boys having a chocolate feast in their dorm when sirius receives a letter from home or peter is getting bullied
- peter shoving a pie in the face of a girl who told him he ate too much, marauders cheering in the background
- james getting in the quidditch team
- remus coming out as trans when his friends discoveres he’s a werewolf because for the first time of his life he wants to trust people
- james starting to notice lily and becoming clumsy everytime he’s around her
- remus being super friend with lily and james being like “how does he do it ?? how does he manage to talk around her ???”
- marauders getting drunk for the first time, james falling asleep immediatly, peter starting to dance and sirius drunkenly confessing he’s been questioning his gender ever since he learnt remus was trans then hugging him so hard he can’t move
- remus telling sirius about non-binary genders, sirius discovering genderfluidity and the joy of pronouns change
- remus watching sirius’s face light up the first time he calls her a “she” and how her face light up when she smiles and oh shit he might have a tiny crush on her
- peter getting in the quidditch team as well in fourth year because he is surprinsingly good at it
- the marauders being only fourteen but already caring about each other like a family
james and sirius brotp
james : *does something stupid*
sirius : oh my god you are an idiot xD
sirius : not really though
sirius : you are actually pretty clever
sirius : and you’re my brother and everything
sirius : i would never not playfully critizise you
sirius : because you’re my favorite person in the world
sirius : that said…
sirius : oh merlin you are such an idiot xD