james : since you’re ace, does it make you uncomfortable to hear about our sex lives?

sirius : honey if you ever get some i will demand every single detail with possible reanactment

sirius : you know how i said i hated teachers?

sirius : well i realized i actually hate the entire hogwarts’ staff

james : i just hate adult authority figures as a whole tbh

sirius : this guy gets it

hey for prompts could you do #21 please? thank you!! ❤️💙💛💚

21 – “You’re too good for this world”

you didnt ask for any particular pairings, so im doing Jegulus!

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Regulus streched his sore muscles, smiling as the sun rays hit his face. Yesterday’s trip in the woods to collect more potion ingredients had left him quite tired and achy, as his body wasn’t as lean and fit as it once were, in his youth.

“Morning honey!” James pushed the door and gently put down a breakfast tray on the the bed. He leaned forward and kissed his husband on the nose. “I went to buy you that pie from next door’s baker you like. Thought about cooking you something myself, but I predicted you wouldn’t feel like eating burnt toast after the day you had yesterday.”

Regulus smiled, lids still only half opened. “You’re too good for this world, you know that?”

James laughed soundly. “I dare you to say that to literally anyone who knows me. I think Lily might actually try to check for confusion spells.”

“She’s just jealous because she knows if she had dated you in Hogwarts, she’ll be waking up to a fabulous breakfast too. Now shut up and kiss me.”

James happily obliged.

some canon marauders facts people forget :

james potter was a decent artist (he doodled a lot and harry called it good)

sirius black loved crosswords

remus lupin apparently loved fires, he was often mentioned to stand near chimneys

peter pettigrew was a fucking marauder

sirius : you know when you get this feeling like your heart is stopping and you cant stop thinking about how hopeless everything is and you just want to give up on everything already?

james : …no? are you okay?

the marauders managed to become animagi, create a magic map, prepare thousands of pranks, have a love life, be politically engaged AND stay on top of all of their classes?

HOW MUCH CAFFEINE DID THESE BOYS CONSUME

james : i have a big match coming up!

remus : do you want me to send you good vibes?

james : yeah no offense mate but you’re literally a werewolf with depression, i’m not sure i want any of your vibes

You have opened my eyes. James Potter, asexual? My heart glows, my ability to project my ace identity triples. My skin is cleared, my crops are impervious to rot and pests. Every doubt I have ever had ceases to exist. James Potter. Asexual. ❤️❤️❤️

i am so glad to have had this effect on you ❤

just bc you’re so nice, have yourself some nice bonus asexual!james headcanons : (might or might not been based on me)

he hides under the covers when it’s movie night and there is a sex scene, bc the scene in itself is fine but there are people around and what if these people are thinking about sexy thoughts or feeling turned on and it’s so weird and embarassing to him
“i might be ace, but even i can see how fucking hot i look right now. my ass is perfect.”
“when i say netflix and chill, i mean it. get your popcorn and binge watch brooklyn nine nine with me. any attempt to do anything more than cuddling WILL BE PUNISHED”
still a fan of dirty jokes
somehow knows more sex tips than all the other marauders combined. can explain everything about how to give a good blowjob, but probably would suck (hehehe) at giving a real one

i was about to have james say “oh my god im sorry” but i was unfocused and i accidently wrote “oh im god”

i feel like it’s a mistake he would make tbh

WRITE MORE OF LILY EVANS BEING COMPLETELY SMITTEN WITH JAMES POTTER YOU COWARDS