when i become rich i’ll totally use my money to test the limits of artists who take commisions

not by asking them to draw noncon, gore, zoophilia or things they arent comfortable with, that would be a dick move

but by requesting weird and highly unusual requests that no one in their right mind will ever want

“oh your portrait of my fav character was adorable, now please make one where the character is half shark, half manticore and half mermaid, and also is softly cuddling with kermit the frog”