therapist : *before even asking me how im doing* i think you’re doing much better 😀

me : actually i think i…

therapist : much better 😀

me : im having the worst depressive episode…

therapist : much. better. 😀

me : i mean im literally having suici…

therapist : much! better! 😀

normal people’s nightmares : falling from a cliff, being chased, getting lost

my nightmares : i meet thomas sanders, one of my fav person in the world. i am brave enough to go and talk to him. he is super nice and agrees to take a pic and chats for a bit. he asks for my name. my parents are here. i have to introduce myself by my dead name. i never get to correct it. he will always remember me by the wrong name and pronouns

when you have no chill so you woo your tumblr crush for months via anon asks which you sign with a nickname, then give them a hint about your identity and then proceed to change your main blog’s banner to said nickname and its bio to “yes *crush name* you have found me”

… someone please teach me how to flirt normally…