jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:

i just learnt that apparently two of my friends came out to each other by bonding over how much they werent attracted to me

(this was before i came out as non binary)

female friend : so are you and elliot together?

male friend : wtf no! im actually more into guys

male friend : you?

female friend : hm, no, elliot definitely isnt the kind of girl im attracted to, but im not straight if that’s what you’re asking