ao3 : so, what tag do you want to browse?

me : well i would like some sort of slow burn thing ? but i need it to be the kind of slow burn where one of them refuse to admit their feelings bc they dont feel worthy of the other person ? oh and also maybe they have a sort of sex friends thing at some point or something like that or they try dating and they break up, also it should have a bit of smut but realistic one, where they like, discover each other and joke around and are all fluffy ? and it needs to be angsty but also you should see their chemistry building up so it doesnt feel forced. and finally it should have comfort cuddles cause these are the best.

ao3 : ma’am just… pick a tag please.

HEY YOU, THE FANFIC WRITER OVER THERE

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU ARE ONLY WRITING SUPER “STEREOTYPED” FANFIC LIKE COFFEE SHOPS AU

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU WRITE THE MOST OOC CHARACTERS

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU WRITE OBSCURE CROSSOVER THAN NO ONE UNDERSTANDS

ITS TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU ONLY WRITE SMUT AND IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU NEVER DO

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU DONT POST YOUR FANFICS ONLINE

ITS TOTALLY OKAY IF YOUR WORK ISNT AS PERFECT AS OTHER WRITERS’

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU GIVE UP ON ALL YOUR WIPS

IT’S TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU WRITE THINGS YOU LIKE BUT NO ONE ELSE DOES, AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE

DONT LET FANFICS BECOME STRESSFUL FOR YOU BC OF OTHER PEOPLE’ OPINIONS

Can you do 4 for the au meme with wolfstar?

4. Coffee shop AU

“Here’s your drink !”

Remus got his warm cup and thanked the cheery sellman, reaching in his pocket for coins.

“Don’t worry Moony, I have this.”

Padfoot winked at him before to give a tenner to the employee. He grinned. “See, I’m paying for his drink, because he’s my boyfriend. He’s really cute, isn’t it ? He likes me.”

He then dragged a confused Remus out of the shop and sat at one of the little tables outside.

“Padfoot, what the hell ?”

“Don’t give me that surprised look, Pr. Lupin. You know it : he was cute and working at Starbucks, he was going to woo you in with his amazing coffee making skills, you two would have fell madly in love with each other and you would have left me.” He narrowed his eyes and aggresively pointed his straw at the counter.

Remus sighed. “Padfoot, you need to stop reading too many stereotypical fanfictions.”

“I will when we get representations in the media and these aren’t my only way to find quality LGBT+ contempt.”

“Right, so you’re just gonna pretend that Destiel fic you’ve been reading wasn’t written by a fetishizing straight girl ?”

“That, he winked, is exaclty what I’m going to do.”

~~(the ending is really shitty sorry but i hope the twist to the old trope made up for it )~~

any writer ever : for the readers to hate a character you have to show them doing bad things, like kicking a dog or maybe a very sexist joke or –
me : i’m gonna make them say shit about elizabeth bennet. then everyone will hate him

no offense, but you don’t love fanfics until you spend your entire evening trying to find a way to download a ff.net fic on your phone when you’re supposed to do homeworks

creativity : you know what you should write ? a texting fic where remus is in an abusive relationship
me : yeah might be good
creativity : but obviously also that hc about andromeda black
me : well duh
creativity : and don’t forget a fic where trans!remus gets pregnant with sirius’s child
me : don’t i already have a fic with remus and sirius having a baby i’m supposed to write ?
creativity : and ?
me : nothing, nothing

more wolfstar fic recs !

even more ridiculous romance between our two favorite nerds ever.

if you haven’t noticed, i like AUs

a wolf’s heart : no magic!AU where Remus has a congenital heart defect and believes in fate. you have a heart ? be prepared for it to be crushed.
the price of liberty : dystopian!AU with kidnappings, illnesses and also jegulus ( my ultimate weakness ) and james is a complete badass
semi automatic : no magic!AU, texting fic. a lot of angst. you will cry. and scream. incomplete at the moment but still awesome
the lines we cross : student/teacher!AU where Sirius is a seventh year and Remus is the new extremely sexy and understanding DADA teacher
a cure for nightmares : no magic!AU where Remus is the mysterious new boy in school. can be perceived as “love cures mental illnesses”
this is you and me : no magic!AU. everyone is in love with remus. no one will treat him right.very angsty. ( tw : homophobia, stalking, mentions of suicide, mentions of depression, mentions of mental illness )

( the triggers warnings are specified in the fics, except for “this is you and me” )

me : i have no idea why this pairing even exists it’s so weird
someone : then why are you reading a fic about it
me : shush

my friends are so fucking great

me : *clears throat* so actually i’m asexual.

my slytherbean : …

my slytherbean : so that’s why you were able to read fanfics without smut

Wolfstar Long Fics

wolfstarwarehouse:

because sometimes you just want to completely envelop yourself in the love between our two puppies. and what better way to celebrate the Supreme Court’s recent ruling in favor of same-sex marriage than to revel in the long, plotty, fluffy, and smutty fics which demonstrate the deep connection and everlasting love of remus and sirius. #LoveWins

Over 100k

Accidentally in Love by LupinsLittleSister (171k, MWPP focus, E)

Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign (373k, WIP, MWWP, M)

A Conspiracy of Cartographers by picascribit (196k, early MWPP, T)

Cœur de Loupe by Lady Jaida (238k, Incomplete, MWPP, M)

The Foolproof POTTER System by lovelyapper (125k, MWPP, T)

The Lines We Cross by REwrites (102k, Student/Teacher, E)

A Man’s Magic by duchess_black (109k, WIP, MWPP, M)

Momentum by Children of the Shadows (259k, Multiple Eras, M)

Once in a Blue Moon by FullMoonDreams (408k, Multiple Eras/Magic!AU, M)

The Order of Weed by hangonsilvergirl (581k, Non-magic!AU, M)

The Pet by Remy-Luna (101k, Magic!AU, T)

The Rising Storm Series by Rosie_Rues (167k, Multiple Eras, G)

A Season of Change by BaiLing1521 (139k, Incomplete, AU, T)

The Shoebox Project by dorkorific and ladyjaida (231k, MWPP, T)

Silver and Bullets by that1girl2 (122k, MWPP, M)

Song of Songs by mad_martha (103k, Multiple Eras/AU, T)

Stealing Harryverse by copperbadge (443k, Raising Harry!AU, T-E)

Strays by SubtextEquals (101k, Magic!AU, E)

Text Talk by merlywhirls (113k, WIP, Non-magic!AU, NR)

These Four Kings by escribo (158k, MWPP, T)

Time is a Fine Invention by bluepeony (105k, university!AU, M)

The Walls Between Us by wildknees (109k, Student/Teacher, M)

75-100K

All Kidding Aside by Kihin Ranno (71k, MWPP, T)

Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows (83k, MWPP/AU, M)

The Dating Disasters of Sirius Black by KabeyK (84k, MWPP, E)

Desperado by fluorescentgrey (75k, Western!AU, E)

The Door Through the World by Amuly (95k, Non-magic!AU, M)

House of Cards & House of Love (85k, rockstar!sirius, E)

If I’m a fool for you by red_squared (84k, MWPP, E)

It Was Only A Kiss! by remuslives23 (81k, MWPP, M)

Juvenilia by ladysisyphus (88k, Incomplete, MWPP, T)

No Expectations by bluepeony (98k, Band!AU, M)

Pack Issues by FairyTale (87k, AU/GoF, T)

Paper Wings by KrisLaughs (85k, Post-Hogwarts/Magic!AU, T)

Remus Lupin’s Guide to Successful Courting by Children of the Shadows (87k, Non-magic!AU, M)

The Rising of Thanatos by rev02a (85k, Magic!AU, M)

The Sharing of Breath, Breathing Room, & With Cleansing Breath by kjcp (80k, Multiple Eras, M)

Sex Pistol by ArtificialAorta (86k, Punk/Band!AU, M)

Spectacular Views by blackkisbackk (78k, Non-magic!AU, M)

This is You and Me by Children of the Shadows (81k, Non-magic!AU, M)

50 to 75k

As We Race Towards the Sunset by palavapeite (58k, Post-Hogwarts, T)

Being An Historical Record, etc. & I See A Darkness (69k, MWPP/Post-Hogwarts, E)

Changelings by pandafoot105 (68k, MWPP, M)

Domestic Creatures by veeagainst (53k, Post-Hogwarts, E)

Every Full Moon by TrappedInAPentagram (57k, MWPP, T)

The Fall of the House of Black by palavapeite (56k, Magic!AU, T)

A Feast in Azkaban by Nyx Fixx (61k, Azkaban, M)

Hark! the dogs howl! by Froody (63k, MWPP, T)

Indiana Lupin and the Search for the Conqueror by nerakrose (66k, Magic!AU, E)

Jinxes, Hexes by LuminousGloom (50k, WIP, MWPP, E)

Leave the Children Behind by montparnasse (54k, Multiple Eras, M)

Levity by rageprufrock (51k, Post-Hogwarts, M-E)

Lily’s Plan by MelloPie (53k, MWPP, M)

Long Live Living (If Living Can Be This) by excaliburned (50k, Non-magic!AU, T)

Moony’s Tale & Padfoot’s Tale by picascribit (70k & 62k, PoA, E)

Muse by remuslives23 (55k, artist!remus, E)

My Arranged Gay Marriage by Children of the Shadows (52k, Magic!AU, M)

Obsidian Rhapsody by Cobalt Violet (61k, Magic!AU, M)

Sanctuary by mysecretashes (57k, MWPP, E)

Shenanigans (April 1975) by rufus (54k, MWPP, T)

Slughorn’s Sanitarium for Troubled Boys by MelloPie (63k, mental instituition AU, M)

Sodom and Gainsborough by pandapens (55k, priest!remus, E)

Thing by cimorene, waxjism (60k, Multiple Eras, T)

To Sit a Dead Man Between Us by imochan (53k, Multiple Eras, E)

Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup (58k, MWPP, T)

Werewolves and Magic and Dreams, Oh My! by glitterfics (50k, MWPP, M)

Your Silver by Wordsinrain (59k, MWPP, T)

Did I miss any? Let me know and I’ll add them to the list!

that’s not fait this website is killing my social life ant burning the corpse 😦
guess i’ll be back in five years when i will be done with all this