Étiquette : asexual james potter

You have opened my eyes. James Potter, asexual? My heart glows, my ability to project my ace identity triples. My skin is cleared, my crops are impervious to rot and pests. Every doubt I have ever had ceases to exist. James Potter. Asexual. ❤️❤️❤️

i am so glad to have had this effect on you ❤

just bc you’re so nice, have yourself some nice bonus asexual!james headcanons : (might or might not been based on me)

  • he hides under the covers when it’s movie night and there is a sex scene, bc the scene in itself is fine but there are people around and what if these people are thinking about sexy thoughts or feeling turned on and it’s so weird and embarassing to him
  • “i might be ace, but even i can see how fucking hot i look right now. my ass is perfect.”
  • “when i say netflix and chill, i mean it. get your popcorn and binge watch brooklyn nine nine with me. any attempt to do anything more than cuddling WILL BE PUNISHED”
  • still a fan of dirty jokes
  • somehow knows more sex tips than all the other marauders combined. can explain everything about how to give a good blowjob, but probably would suck (hehehe) at giving a real one

asexual james potter

  • teenage james potter who always believed people were joking when they said they wanted someone to have sex with them
  • teenage james potter who didn’t completely got gay!sirius’s rambling about how men were so talented and great and could do amazing stuffs with their hands james you wouldn’t believe and felt slightly uncomfortable, but sure this is just because sirius is like his brother and he shouldn’t hear about his sex life, right ?
  • teenage james potter who is given a porn magazine by an older student and starts to ask technical questions about how is this girl supposed to be so flexible instead of “enjoying it” 
  • teenage james potter who is very in love with teenage lily evans who is tired of his flirting and tells him to go and try to shag someone else potter and he realizes he is supposed to have sexy thoughts about her and yet he never had
  • teenage james potter who starts to realize he never even thought about a person in this way
  • teenage james potter who freaks out bc wizarding sex education is completely heteronormative and stupid
  • teenage james potter who doesn’t know what to do and tell the marauders about it, and listen to peter telling him about asexuality ( bc pete’s parents were the most tolerant in the world, fight me on this )
  • teenage james potter who is relieved that this is a thing, and he is probably not alone in hogwarts, but also a tiny bit scared bc not anyone is as tolerant as the marauders
  • teenage james potter who embraces his sexual orientation and wears only purple, white, gray and black for weeks
  • teenage james potter who comes out to lily in year 6, and she understands he was really in love with her and he didn’t just find her hot, obviously
  • so of course teenage lily evans who starts to fall in love with this stupid boy
  • ( and they finally starts to date in seventh year, and they cuddle all the time bc james fucking love that )
  • teenage james potter who wants to have sex with lily bc lily seems to want it
  • teenage james potter who doesn’t really like it but love to see lily’s face when he touches her like that
  • teenage james potter who is very very aceand will punch the shit out of you if you tell him he haven’t meet the right person yet bc he is with lily and he is still very very ace