dumbledore, book one : harry, i know that mirror is cooler than your shitty life but you shouldn’t live in your dreams, boi
dumbledore book seven : LMAO HARRY YES IT’S ALL IN YOUR HEAD BUT IT’S STILL REAL OKAY YOLO I WANT TO BELIEVE
Étiquette : albus dumbledore
Dumbledore : Sirius, lie low at lupin’s for a while
Sirius : Did you just told me to « get laid with lupin » ?
Dumbledore : No, I –
Sirius : Too late, no take back
Fuck JKR 