sirius-lupin-black:

things that remus lupin thinks throughout the day

• what the fuck are they carrying?? is that what i think it is?? it better not be

• shakespeare was quite a strange man

• whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthef u c k

• why is peter in the lake??

(bonus: wHY IS SIRIUS PUSHING PETER IN THE LAKE)

• i fucking hate society

• holy shit. sirius is danny zuko

• how do you misspell mercury?? james needs to spend more time learning how to spell rather than staring at lily

• is… is lily staring at james??

• why is sirius looking at me ? do i have something on my face ? is that why he’s smiling ? fuck

• wow. i’m actually dying of boredom

• mOonY,, i nEeD Y0uR HelP

• god, sirius needs to not wear a shirt to sleep more often.

• wait, what

• a concept: chocolate covered bacon

• i find the iliad to be a load of fucking shit

• is it against the code of conduct to call a professor a fucking idiot ?

• why are they always so fucking loud

• people are trying to study in here, jackass

• how the hell is aphrodite a maiden goddess if she has children you dumb fucker

• i wonder what it’s like to be normal

• I SPILT MY FUCKING INK

• do my scars make me look weird ?

• SIRIUS IS LOOKING BACK, LOOK AWAY

• i fucking hate myself

• if i disappeared, would anyone notice ?

• have i always been this scrawny ?

• okay, so if the anti-goblin movement failed the first two times then what are the chances… why is james wearing a dress

• i’m starving

• sure, sirius, i’ll do your essay! jesus fuck. i literally couldn’t have been more obvious.

• why would the anti-goblin movement use their old strategy that failed them twice?? that’s fucking stupid- why is sirius wearing a dress?

• should i banter with sirius or confess my newfound (not to mention profound) love for him ? banter. always banter.

• should i make my handwriting neater so professor binns thinks it’s james’ or will james copy the essay that i wrote for him ? or will binns even notice- why the bloody fuck would i do a beauty contest with james and sirius & peter as the judge ?

• correction: why the bloody fuck am i going along with doing a beauty contest ??

• wHY DID I WIN??

• time to test out chocolate covered bacon

• oh thank god, sirius is sleeping without a shirt again

go-to-helvetica:

jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:

me : this play is a fanfiction

friend : what no???

me : someone wrote a play based on an already existing play that someone else wrote. it’s the literal definition of a fanfiction

friend : yeah but it’s professionally published and sold

me : still a fanfiction

friend : yeah but it’s good!

me : … just because a white dude wrote it doesnt mean it’s not a fanfiction… or good, for that matter

What a lot of people don’t realize is that majority of the ‘classics’ are legit fanfiction. The Divine Comedy is just Dante meeting his heroes and sending his enemies to the furthest reaches of Hell.

YES T H A N K Y O U