me : *walking out with angry punk boots and an angry punk outfit* alright bitch i didnt say anything last session because my dad was here but guess what??? im fucking non binary and i dont use she/her pronouns and my name is ELLIOT not whatever you’ve got written down in your file! and if you dont like it then FUCK YOU!
me : *runs away crying cause i’m not brave enough to hear her answer*
me before : *writes a character dying as i laugh like a bad villain*
me now : *sobs because the character i’m writing is out of bread*
i texted my friends’ group chat that i didnt have an oven anymore and that it made me sad bc i really wanted to bake
no one responded to the actual message but someone changed my gc name to “oven”
fuck everything
snape : i became a death eater and tried to sell a child’s life but it was because your mum rejected me
harry : that’s so sad alexa play despacito
no matter how much i try, i always end up with an extra long username. that’s just my fate
broke : describing gay ships’ dynamic with the top/bottom system
woke : describing them with the “disaster gay”/“ distinguished gay” system
thank you ❤
(sidenote : i loathe not having my beloved yellow heart emoji on laptop but cant answer asks on mobile. hmpf. it’s metaphorically there with us tho)
thank you so much ❤ ❤
Fuck JKR 