siriusly-not-over-remus:

Can we talk about Ron Weasley for a moment?

This boy straight up didn’t get a reply from his friend who he knew was being abused, and rallied his older brothers to go on a rescue mission.

He didn’t “leave it to the adults”, like he could have done.

No, he saw something terrible happening and did what he could to fix it.

I fucking love Ron Weasley

paladin-katie-holt:

chasertiff:

Important question: if Harry spent most of fifth year dreaming about that locked door in the department of mysteries, did Voldemort spend that year dreaming about things like kissing cho chang or falling off brooms in quidditch matches? Did Voldemort also dream about Cho screaming in Harry’s face, “Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog cards!” did Voldemort wake up going, “Why the fuck does this girl want chocolate frog cards when all I want to do is kiss her” and then being like “wait what the fuck i dont want to kiss this girl what a werid dream”

#…au where voldemort gets tired of these dreams and ends up as a sort of dream-mentor thing to harry #“get your life together so i can menace you properly” #“stop wasting time pining after her and let me kill you” #voldemort is not a very good life coach but he tries his best

gobstone-d:

marauders70s:

actuallyginnyweasley:

Im convinced the entire Harry Potter series is just James and Remus headcanoning their lives while high as fuck

then they are both depressed af little shits

@marauders70s’ tags killed me:

“and then peter fucking BETRAYS us dude, he turns into a rat and cut off his own fucking finger” *worried peter noises*

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“and then remus-” “who’s now a hot teacher” “what?” “trust me it’s for the plot”

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“and then my son falls in love with this fierce redhead” “james wtf”

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“so i fall through the veil and, while everyone around scream in pain from the heartache, i die” “and then remus gets a wife and has a cool punk kid” “NO”

Hey mom! Dyou feel like explaining what that sentence about lycantropy being aids while still making greyback a character means? I understand how lycantropy is aids but what does it have to do with greyback being a character? (If it’s googleable I’ll google it)

captofthesswolfstar:

Greyback is an adult Male who purposely attacks and infects children (specifically) with his illness.

Greyback is a metaphor for pedophiles, and more to the point, pedophiles who infect children with HIV on purpose. Which also feeds into the homosexuals are pedophiles stereotype from back in the day.

i once read an analysis that said lycantropy was a metaphor for pedophilia instead… bc those are just “instincts you try to control but can’t”… and basically saying everyone was so suspicious of remus being a teacher and hanging out with Harry bc he was an actual pedophile…

this was a published analysis as well. the author got money for saying this pedo bullshit and we on tumblr get nothing. i’m lowkey salty (but also very pissed off at that terrible analysis)

captofthesswolfstar:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

Hey remember when JKR said the sk*nwalker wasn’t actually a horrible monster and was just native Americans being dumb and not understanding wizard shit

Remember when she deadass said that for real and thought that was fine

Also remember when she thought there were just random ancient castles in North America like how there are in europe. Do you remember

She was like “the American wizard school goopygloop is in an ancient castle in North America”. First of all who built that shit. The pilgrims? My guy jebadiah who has 9 children dying of dissentary like oh yeah I’m gonna build a fully functional Scottish castle right here in the middle of Roanoak. That’s a good use of my time and resources.