snape apologists are like “be still my beating heart his death was so tragic”
and you know what? it was. so let’s create a ‘snape doesn’t die’ au in which he doesn’t get to be the martyr.
severus snape being an asshole even after voldemort dies
severus snape freaking out when he’s told harry named his second child after him “what on EARTH is that potter brat thinking?!” (because he’ll always be a brat, even when he’s eighty)
severus snape having an aneurysm the 1st of september 2015 (he very obviously got demoted from his position as headmaster, but mcgonagall was kind enough to give him back his previous teaching post) because there’s a kid named JAMES SIRIUS POTTER and he looks JUST LIKE HIS GRANDFATHER
severus snape regretting the way he treated harry because now he realizes the poor kid wasn’t like his father at all. BUT JAMES SIRIUS IS AND HE GIVES HIM HELL. “where can we find a bezoar, mr. potter?” “i don’t know, up your arse?” “potter, detENTION!” “now i get why dad says that sometimes your classes were worse than your boss’ cruciatus curse. you know who i’m talking about, don’t you?”
severus snape being done with everything after arthur tells him “is your scar giving you trouble, as well? i can relate, i was bitten by that snake too” because he wants to say it’s not the same thing, but it is, so he just glares at him.
severus snape losing his shit when he finds out that harry’s kids (who are still very much named JAMES SIRIUS, LILY luna and albus SEVERUS) are a very close lot who like to play pranks on each other (PRANKS!! A kid called severus!!!), share interests despite their differences and love each other very much.
severus snape, alive and non-romanticised
@pastartphosopher I think I love you, this is superb
thank you. i texted some friends and even managed to go to sleep afterwards. i’m not dying for now. i just bought a really cool poster that will be delivred in 6 weeks so at least that gives me something to look forward til then
thank you. it was pretty hard, but i’m here and i’m not doing it, and i made sure that i’ll be busy in campus on the moment i was planning to do it. i guess one day i might feel strong for this, for now i just feel… really really tired.
thabks everyone, dont habe the energy to answer everyone individual messages just yet but:
i cant find a helpline that works in my country, but believe me i trier very hard
im gonna try and throw my blades out of the window. wont solve evetyting but at least there will be no deadly weapon in my room
when i was a kid and i read the books for the first time, i thought the reason why remus’ clothes were all patched together was because he ripped them off when he transformed, and so 10y/o me read this display of misery and unfair result of discrimination as:
“haha what a silly guy 😀 you can just take your clothes off before you change, or wear a really ugly pyjama you won’t regret 😀 how did you not think of it?”
In this episode Remus runs a behind-the-scenes intervention, and some cheats need to be enabled far sooner than was anticipated. Jump in for the continuation of S. Black’s smooth seduction, with punk bunnies and lots of cutesy Padfoot!
Fuck JKR 