Fuck JKR

i kinda enjoy the idea of ginny gradually cutting her hair shorter and shorter throughout the years

(on twitter)

i just realized ive never draw remus and sirius as adults LOL i just… draw them at hogwarts… because they were happy then….

moonyandthestar:

Sirius, seductively draping himself across Remus’ lap: Distract me, Moony…

Remus, reading his book and not looking up: Is that a gray hair?

Sirius, bolting up: WHAT?!

Sirius: *runs upstairs*

James, coming down the stairs past Sirius:

James: What did you do?

Remus: I distracted him.

siriusly-not-over-remus:

Sirius: *reading the paper in Azkaban*

Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile award goes to Gilderoy Lockhart. The dashing hero—

Sirius: Oh hell no.

Sirius: *immediately starts planning his escape*

cryptomaster-leviathan:

tentadog:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

tentadog:

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame

broke: “jk rowling should shut up about the HP universe”

woke: let’s use the fact that she always need to tell us more by finally asking her how the fuck hagrid was conceived

tikkunolamorgtfo:

The thing that really irritates me about all of this bullshit with J.K. Rowling is that I see broke, stressed out college students writing fics for $0 who are painstakingly seeking out sensitivity readers to beta stories that only a small subset of a fandom will ever read, whereas Rowling, who has all the goddamn money in the world, is basically just looking up world mythology stubs on wikipedia and calling it a fucking day.

She could literally afford have a university’s entire critical diversity studies faculty on retainer just for kicks if she wanted, but won’t make even the slightest effort to do better.

gin-draws:

the whomping willow incident

stupid-dyke:

So sad how J.K. Rowling died shortly after publishing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and was never able to tell us more about the magical world other than what is in the 7 books. I wonder what she would do if she were alive today? Too bad we will never know, ever, because she died in 2007.