unusuallyzealousburgette:

thefaultinourwolfstar:

A list of things I love about Remus Lupin

By Sirius (the raddest dude ever) Black

1. The face he gives me when I make a really stupid joke

2. The face he gives me when HE tells a really stupid joke

3. The way he speaks, he’s very articulate

4. His different kinds of smiles. He has a smile for when I’m sad, and he wants me to cheer up. He has a smile for when he’s so genuinely happy and we’re having a good time. He has a smile for when he’s trying not to smile. He has a smile for every different type of occasion and my plan is to see them all.

5. Sometimes when I flirt with him, he smirks back at me and we have a good time. Other times he flips me off and tells me to go away.

6. The face he makes when he is concentrating on school work or a good book.

7. The face he gives me when I give him chocolate.

8.His face when he sees the first snow of the season. He looks like a fascinated child. It really does take me back to when we were eleven.

9. How sometimes he can be so childlike and he can goof around with James and Peter and I.

10. And other times he can put on his prefect face and he likes to tell us what to do.

11. His blowjobs.

12. The way he looks up at me when he’s giving me a blowjob.

13. The way he says my name.

14. When I’m sick he takes care of me.

15. His moans.

16. How he looks in that one jumper. (You know the one)

17. His presents he gives me. He’s no good at buying presents, but it’s cute to see him try.

18. The way he looks in my clothes.

19. When he gets angry and his face gets a little blotchy and he yells at me and I just want him to push me against a wall.

20. The way he lights up when I ask him about a book he’s reading.

21. When he wants it, he’ll either drop me very subtle hints, or be very demanding about it. He sometimes will glance at my lips as I’m talking. Other times, he’ll bit his lip. He’ll take off his sweater and make sure it sticks to his shirt a bit so I can see his stomach as he takes it off. He’ll wiggle his hips a bit.

22. I’m very sappy, and I appreciate that he puts up with it.

23. He lets me talk about the next prank I’m planning with James, or he’ll let me talk about my bike, or he just let’s me talk about whatever is on my mind.

24. When I’m upset, I sometimes just like to be in the same room with him. No talking, no nothing.

25. His fucking (bisexual) finger guns

26. His hair. His messy, curly, bouncy hair.

27. His scars. Every one of them. They make him look pretty badass.

27. Speaking of badass, he can be, but he also can be quite the opposite of that.

28. We argue about the silliest things, but he would never hurt me.

29. His nose. It’s very cute. I can’t really explain it.

30. I know he has brown eyes. I know he says brown eyes can’t be pretty. But I swear to god, his brown eyes are the prettiest I’ve ever seen.

31. He may be a lot taller than me, but he’s skinny. I like to get in tickle fights with him (or we wrestle sometimes) because I always win.

32. When he’s wrong, he can tell me he’s wrong. (That’s something I really need to work on)

33. He has the most veins in his arms than anyone I’ve ever seen and honestly it’s a turn on.

34. Like I said, he’s tall. I love standing next to him because I feel very protected.

35. He doesn’t make fun of me because I talk in my sleep.

36. When we cuddle, I sometimes grind my butt into him and he gets frustrated and it’s very funny to see him flustered.

37. When I have nightmares, he’ll gladly share his bed.

38. We both like the room cold when we sleep.

39. He’s a blanket hog but it’s okay because I love him.

40. That kiss he gives me right after he smokes, it tastes like the best drug out there.

41. He’ll take care of me when I’m drunk.

42. He smells like his mum’s house, vanilla, and old books. And occasionally pumpkin spice. (My favourite)

43. He doesn’t get jealous of me and James’ relationship. (Why should he after all, James is my brother)

44. He’s jealous, but not too jealous, he’s overprotective, but not too overprotective.

45. When he tries to make me do my schoolwork and plays teacher and it really gives me a boner.

*Melts*

28 made me cry okay

tarranzeiguane:

jewelstrology:

The Signs as ‘Spooky’ Characters

Aries: Chucky because he’s feisty and crazy and the scariest in my opinion. Plus his hair is that ‘fiery aries red’.

Taurus: Casper. Because in my eyes their friendly af and seem like they give amazing hugs.

Gemini: The creepy ‘snacking twins’ in Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children.

Cancer: The Corpse Bride (Emily). She’s determined to marry and wants to be in love but then let’s other people’s happiness come before her…

Leo: Pennywise because he stands out and gets in your face but he also attempts to entertain people. (Scare them)

Virgo: Freddy Kruger because Virgos are clever and using dreams as a way to get to people and eventually murdering them is kinda clever. It’s really hard to escape him if you get too tired.

Libra: Jennifer from Jennifer’s Body because she’s pretty af but low key psycho.

Scorpio: Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice because she’s cute but also so interested in the dead and other creepy things.

Sagittarius: Jack Skellington because he got bored and wanted to try something different that seemed really crazy.

Capricorn: Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas because she was determined and prioritised the greater good before her romance with Jack.

Aquarius: Wednesday Addams because she’s sweet looking but really weird and she’s into unpopular things and has unpopular opinions.

Pisces: Carrie because she’s so ‘innocent’ like and naive at the start but then you find out why you shouldn’t mess with her.

@jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships I AM WEDNESDAY ADAMS

I EVEN HAVE HER TOP

I’M SO JEALOUS

I WANNA BE HER TOOOOOO

emilyshpheadcannons:

iangalager:

bloodpactgirlscout:

iangalager:

a list of things remus lupin is good at:

  • finding people to purchase pot from
  • falling asleep with little or no warning, sometimes in the middle of class or conversations
  • never brushing his hair
  • smacking people in the face with his elbows when he’s excited about a story he’s telling
  • making bacon sandwiches
  • wearing mismatched socks
  • remembering in which old book he can find very obscure spells or pieces of information
  • giving head
  • making terrible puns and cackling at them even when nobody else in the entire world thinks they’re funny
  • winning arguments when he’s stoned
  • being emotionally masochistic and overdramatic inside his head but never telling anyone else about his problems
  • not holding children even when asked to pick them up
  • making lists that he throws away ten minutes later

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ur headcanon about children confused me but also gave me this mental image which is 100% canon.

I JUST SCREAMED OH MYOGGDO WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT REMUS LUPIN YOU DREW

I love the headcanons- amazing.