amaliabones:

After the Roonil Wazlib incident writing your name with malfunctioning spell-checking quills becomes a Hogwarts meme.

“What’s your spell-checking quill name?”

“Seamont Fudgenigun”

“Wicked, mine’s Ermiliep Makmoolion.”

Fred and George start selling them with the worn off spell on purpose and calling them Nickname Quills.

There’s graffiti around Hogwarts using the names. “Pants Piikerzloop was here.”

But most importantly, everyone uses their nickname in front of Snape, even if they don’t really know the reason behind it, it’s just a thing that happens now.

And it drives Silvrunx Snipp crazy.