myqueernessisaquivering:

James: Reg and I are really drunk. He tried to kiss me twice already.

Sirius: Prongs, dude, you can’t hook up with my brother.

James: Relax, I won’t.

[four hours later]

James: I hooked up with your brother.

Sirius: Aaaaaaaaa.

James: Nine times.

Sirius: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.