moonyandthestar:

Sirius, seductively draping himself across Remus’ lap: Distract me, Moony…

Remus, reading his book and not looking up: Is that a gray hair?

Sirius, bolting up: WHAT?!

Sirius: *runs upstairs*

James, coming down the stairs past Sirius:

James: What did you do?

Remus: I distracted him.