captofthesswolfstar:

Lily: *eating chips on the couch and staring blankly ahead*

James: *sits down* can I have some of those?

Lily: …no…

James: the bag says “party size”

Lily: well, you know what they say. Two is a party, three is a crowd.

James:…

Lily:…

James: wait…what?

Lily: *points to herself* one. *points to her stomach* two.

James:…

Lily:…

James:…holy shit