reasons why elliot is a massive fuck up #249

i was cooking and i needed to mix sugar and softened butter. now as i start mixing i realized the butter wasnt melted enough, but since it’s already well mixed to the sugar i dont want to take it off the bowl

so i immediately think “oh wait im so clever and crafty i have a solution”

and my stupid gay ass grabs my hairdryer thinking “the heat will will melt the butter 😄”

OBVIOUSLY it was a stupid idea bc as soon as i started heating it i didnt even have the time to see if it worked before the hairdryer sent the sugar flying off all over the kitchen

now my kitchen is dirty and my butter is still not melting. someone mercy kill me.