myqueernessisaquivering:

James: Guys, we should clean the flat.

Remus: Right, but how do we separate the chores?

Peter: I’ll do the kitchen.

James: Living room.

Remus: Bathroom.

Sirius: Remus.

Marauders:

Remus: …What?

Sirius: *Looking at him in the eyes* I said I’ll do you.