siriuslysarcasticremus:

Hogwarts staff: ok so we still don’t have a school counselor

Dumbledore:

Staff:…and there’s a lot of trauma going on besides normal teen issues

Dumbledore:

Staff: like death…and…torture…?

Dumbledore: Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light

Staff:

Staff: sir, kids are crying in the corridors and—

Dumbledore: the light, Prof. Flitwick

Staff:

Dumbledore:

Staff:

Dumbledore: no, seriously, can you fix that candle light its wax is dripping all over you Flitwick and I want to talk about the very deadly Triwizard Tournament we shall host personally