sirius-lupin-black:

things that remus lupin thinks throughout the day

• what the fuck are they carrying?? is that what i think it is?? it better not be

• shakespeare was quite a strange man

• whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthef u c k

• why is peter in the lake??

(bonus: wHY IS SIRIUS PUSHING PETER IN THE LAKE)

• i fucking hate society

• holy shit. sirius is danny zuko

• how do you misspell mercury?? james needs to spend more time learning how to spell rather than staring at lily

• is… is lily staring at james??

• why is sirius looking at me ? do i have something on my face ? is that why he’s smiling ? fuck

• wow. i’m actually dying of boredom

• mOonY,, i nEeD Y0uR HelP

• god, sirius needs to not wear a shirt to sleep more often.

• wait, what

• a concept: chocolate covered bacon

• i find the iliad to be a load of fucking shit

• is it against the code of conduct to call a professor a fucking idiot ?

• why are they always so fucking loud

• people are trying to study in here, jackass

• how the hell is aphrodite a maiden goddess if she has children you dumb fucker

• i wonder what it’s like to be normal

• I SPILT MY FUCKING INK

• do my scars make me look weird ?

• SIRIUS IS LOOKING BACK, LOOK AWAY

• i fucking hate myself

• if i disappeared, would anyone notice ?

• have i always been this scrawny ?

• okay, so if the anti-goblin movement failed the first two times then what are the chances… why is james wearing a dress

• i’m starving

• sure, sirius, i’ll do your essay! jesus fuck. i literally couldn’t have been more obvious.

• why would the anti-goblin movement use their old strategy that failed them twice?? that’s fucking stupid- why is sirius wearing a dress?

• should i banter with sirius or confess my newfound (not to mention profound) love for him ? banter. always banter.

• should i make my handwriting neater so professor binns thinks it’s james’ or will james copy the essay that i wrote for him ? or will binns even notice- why the bloody fuck would i do a beauty contest with james and sirius & peter as the judge ?

• correction: why the bloody fuck am i going along with doing a beauty contest ??

• wHY DID I WIN??

• time to test out chocolate covered bacon

• oh thank god, sirius is sleeping without a shirt again