jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:

when you have no chill so you woo your tumblr crush for months via anon asks which you sign with a nickname, then give them a hint about your identity and then proceed to change your main blog’s banner to said nickname and its bio to “yes *crush name* you have found me”

… someone please teach me how to flirt normally…

… apparently some people like these stories so from now on im gonna tag them as #adventures of a gay dramatic introvert